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Tuesday,
December 15, 2009
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
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On Mon=
day’s
tracking poll, only 24% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approved of the way
Obama was performing as President, and almost twice as many (42%) Strongly
Disapprove. —Rasmussen Reports
That’s why I was so humble Sunday night when Op=
rah
gushed all over me and Michelle on her so-called “White House Christmas
Special.” I only gave myself a “B-Plus” for my “historic” first year in off=
ice,
when the public thinks it should be more like a “D-Minus.” —Your Facebook Friend, Barack Obama
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What better way for our dwindling
number of Obama followers to demonstrate their fanatical fervor than to
purchase another Obama Christmas ornament. We all know Obama is Jesus Christ
and the Savior of the DemocRAT Party. That’s why this limited edition “Last
Supper” ornament is so spiritually uplifting, as Obama Supporters in the Pr=
ess
continue to promise “1,461 Days of Christmas” during Obama’s first term.
—The Obama 2012 Re-election Campaign
On this date in 1791 the Bill of
Rights was finally ratified, and instantly afterwards, Liberals began refer=
ring
to it as a "living, breathing document," implying that its text is
designed to be flexible, which we all know is not. —Hurley
the Historian
That’s one reason we’re travelin=
g to
Washington by bus for our Code Red Emergency Call Tuesday at Dishonest Demo=
cRAT
Sherrod Brown’s Senate Offices. —Lo=
cal
Tea Partiers from Cincinnati’s 9/12 Project
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> A
new study says that 86 percent of kids who regularly watch TV can recognize
Tiger Woods. Which makes sense, because he may be their dad. —Late Night With Conan O’Brien
Altho=
ugh
Brian Kelly’s first official day at Notre Dame wasn’t until Monday, people =
of
Cincinnati couldn’t wait until he left town. His house got egged Saturday n=
ight
and the sign on his lawn wasn’t a FOR SALE sign. —UC Bearcat Football
Fanatics
Isn’t=
it
odd that everybody’s outraged at Brian Kelly’s lies and deceit, but they’re
willing to look the other way when UC awarded a so-called honorary degree to our old fri=
end
Phil Cox for "exemplifying the highest purposes and ideals of the
University?” —UC Academic Fraud Protestors=
Imagi=
ne our outrage on Sunday when the
national news media announced that Houston had become the first city to ele=
ct
an openly gay mayor. —Mark “Throws =
Life a
Girl” Mallory and his beefy Black Bodyguard Scotty
Tonight is the fifth night of Hanukkah, just in
case anybody’s still keeping score. —Hanukkah Harry
Please tell all my yoofs they be=
only
11 mo' shopliftin' days till Kwanzaa! —Kwanzaa Klaus
Some people will be disappointed=
on
Saturday night when they show up at That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Sp=
end
RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt’s Christmas Party =
between
5-7 p.m. in the lobby of the Kenwood Towers, <=
/span>because it’s BYOS (Bring your own
shrimp). —Freddy
the Freeloader
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But we’ll be there to sing “That Lying Plagiarizing Me=
ddling
Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean
Schmidt’s Twelve
Days of Christmas.” —Republicans
for Higher Taxes
<=
/b>Speaking of hi=
gher
taxes, wait till you see your next Property Tax Bill. =
—Hamilton
County Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor Who Was Allowed to Run Unoppose=
d
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At least in that new “Snowball Fight
Video," where The Whistleblower and Newt teamed up against us local
RINOs, those guys from Jib Jab have finally remembered to color my face “Bl=
ue.”
—Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Peopl=
e keep
asking when I’ll
name our next “Political Philanderer.” —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist L=
inda
Libel
&n=
bsp;
Although our campaign is not
associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout=
the
year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All
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ity Scene
in Northern Kentucky would be finding three wise men and a virgin. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo <=
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Can you imagine a DemocRAT Gover=
nor in
office this long without a major scandal? —Steve Beshear
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Please don’t ask how much over-t=
axed
payers will be paying for our earmarks included in that $1.1 trillion spend=
ing
bill on its way for Obama to sign. —“BeanBall Jim” Bunning, Bitch McConn=
ell,
and Goof Doofus
=
<=
![endif]>The reason it wasn’t as much fun=
this
year at Fischer Homes’ Christmas party was because I tried to make a pass a=
t a
Mexican honey, but I couldn’t complete it. —Carson Palmer
=
<=
![endif]>Will Beloved Whistleblower Publi=
sher
Charles Foster Kane ever be surprised if he shows up at the Vanilla Hills
Annual Appreciation Dinner after those Bluegrass Bullshitters told him the
dinner was still on? —Mayor Mike Tax-and-Spendouskas
&n=
bsp;
Has anybody noticed we’ve been o=
ut of
business for nearly two years? —Still Unemployed NoKY ComPosters
<=
![endif]>Is it=
time
for me to sell my commemorative last copy of The ComPost as an antique on
E-Bay? —Clueless Mark Wilson
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![endif]>Why haven’t I received my Christ=
mas
card from Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders? —Eric “Call=
Me
Crazy” Deters
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![endif]>This year we have a special auth=
entic
Christmas display with Jesus riding a dinosaur. —Answers in Genesis
<=
![endif]>Whenever I meet a bimbo in a bar=
, I
always tell her good things come in small packages. —Stevie “I’m 5’0, =
not
4’11” Megerle
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![endif]>The little guy always gets a dis=
count.
—Phyllis on Madison
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<=
![endif]>On Christmas Day, we'll be servi=
ng
Christmas pudding at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry "The
Smiling Jailer" Carl
<=
![endif]>During the holiday season, it's
important to spend time with your family. The least they could have done is=
put
us all us Erpenbecks in the same jail. —Bill Erpenbeck<=
/i>
<=
![endif]> My favorite Christmas tradition =
usually
involves reindeer meat. —Billy Bob Carbine
<=
![endif]>With our World Orgasms for Peace=
Day
Orgy scheduled for next Monday at the Fort Mitchell Country Club, you won’t=
believe
how many lonely guys are trying to wangle an invitation. —Miss Vicki
=
That’s why we chose Allan Pease’=
s “Men
don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose.” —=
Your
Quote for Today Committee
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![endif]>Maybe they should just start wit=
hout
us. —DemocRAT Dominatrix Kathy Groob, still not running for anything=
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![endif]>Not every Winter Solstice celebr=
ation
involves a barnyard animal. —Gex "Rhymes With Sex" Willi=
ams
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At our house, we still put up a =
World
Orgasm for Peace Tree. —Dave the Druid
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The b=
est
part about our Winter Solstice Celebration at the station is when we grab T=
rish
"The Dish's" legs and Trish says, “Make a wish.” —TV 19
Photographers=
<=
![endif]> When
I was at Channel 19, they always let us say “orgasms” on the air. —Jack
Atherton, TV5 News
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