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“Bribery in the Senate” E-dition —=
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Tuesday,
December 22, 2009
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
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'Tis the week before Christmas and
all through the land, not a freedom is safe from Obama's hand. —Henry Lamb at GOPUSA<=
/i>
We bartered and bullied our way =
to
acquire those 60 votes needed to deform America’s Health Care System. Obviously that
League of American Voters ad trying to convince =
Disloyal
DemocRAT Senator Ben Nelson to stand up against our Health Care Scheme oppo=
ised
by a majority of Americans didn’t work. —Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate
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I
called Ben Nelson as the TV ad suggested. He asked if I could beat Obama's =
$45
million bribe. Unfortunately I couldn't, so he caved in. —John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph
Jimmy
Fallon said Obama had some tough words for congressmen who aren’t backing h=
is
healthcare bill. He told Rep. Peter DeFazio, “Don’t think we’re not keeping
score, brother.” Then he took a minute to introduce is new speechwriter, Hu=
lk
Hogan. —Your Late Night TV Jokewatc=
her
If you
oppose our health care deform, you are a racist, hate-spouting, Aryan who r=
oots
for the assassination of Barack Obama. —DemocRAT Senator Sheldon Whiteho=
use,
speaking from the floor of the Senate
That’s
why we’re deeply offended when people compare us to politicians. —Honest Prostitutes, who only infrequ=
ently
take over-taxed payers money
=
<=
/span> Congress will now be back home with their
constituents for three weeks. Reme=
mber
August? —Patriots at Cincinnati’s 9=
/12
Project
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p;
And what better way for our dwin=
dling
number of Obama followers to demonstrate their fanatical fervor than to
purchase another Obama Christmas ornament for “Obamamas.” That’s why this
limited edition “Let Peace Reign from 2009 to 2012” ornament for only $8.69
plus God knows how much for shipping and handling is so spiritually uplifti=
ng,
as Obama Supporters in the Press continue to promise our gullible followers
“1,461 Days of Christmas” during Obama’s first term. —The Obama 2012 Re-election Campaign
Is Oh=
io
headed for financial disaster? Lawmakers realize that last week’s budget
compromise didn’t really fix anything. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Mande=
rs
=
Now i=
t’ll
be up to all you smokers to get lung cancer to pay for the debt from buildi=
ng
extravagant stadiums for the needy and greedy Bungals and Reds owners. —=
Hamilton
County’s Clueless Commissioners
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sp;
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bsp;
<=
![endif]>Instead of Christmas cards, this=
year
just I sent out letters that said, “Life is Tough, Times are hard, Here’s y=
our
Fuckin’ Property Tax Hike.” —Your Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County
Auditor (who was permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Stre=
et)
&nb=
sp;
At least in that new “Snowball Fight
Video," where The Whistleblower and Newt teamed up against us local
RINOs, those guys from Jib Jab have finally remembered to color my face “Bl=
ue.”
—Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
=
; People keep asking when I=
’ll
name our next “Political Philanderer.” —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist L=
inda
Libel
Any d=
ay now
we’ll figure out what to do at with our little $51 million Budget Crisis. <=
i>—Our
Nine Fine Clowns at the Plum Street Circus
On this date in 1956=
, a
baby gorilla named Colo was born at the Columbus Zoo in Ohio, and PC Fanati=
cs
at the Fishwrap misidentified the baby as the illegitimate offspring of an
Avondale resident. —Hurley the Historian
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We were really disappointed Satu=
rday
night at Mean
Jean Schmidt’s Chr=
istmas
Party because of the crappy food. —Freddy the Freeloader=
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bsp;
But didn’t even stop by to sing =
“That Lying Plagiarizing Me=
ddling
Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean
Schmidt’s Twelve
Days of Christmas.” —Republicans
for Higher Taxes
And the Number One Reason I with=
held
all that vital information about myself during my bogus “Integrity Counts i=
n an
Election” Campaign is… my enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal promis=
ed
nobody would ever find out. —Whacky=
Jacky
O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin
<=
/span>Maybe
that’s why we chose Richard Nixon’s, “I am not a crook. I’ve earned everyth=
ing
I’ve got.” —Your Quote for Today Committee=
<=
/span>Maybe
that’s why yesterday, a group of Anderson Township property owners filed
petitions with the Hamilton County Court system requesting that a judge
determine that additional security be posted for the state-required surety =
bond
of trustee-elect Kevin P. O’Brien. —Angry Andersonians at “O’Brien Must
Resign”
<=
![endif]>You should see how much Chabot H=
eads
grow after watering for only 17 days. —K-Mart=
&n=
bsp;
This year, make sure you keep St=
eve
Chabot’s head well watered, or somebody might set it on fire. —Cheviot F=
ire
Department
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![endif]>I’m m=
aking
a list, I’m checking it twice, trying to see if UC has any more good prospe=
cts
to steal. —Backstabbing Brian Kelly, Laughing His Ass Off at Notre Dame<=
span
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>
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bsp;
<=
![endif]>With so few Jews and Colored Peo=
ple in
Northern Kentucky, it will be hard trying to decide which minor holiday to
ignore in December. —Ken Camboo
&n=
bsp;
Do you think anybody will now be
complaining about my sham opposition to the way DemocRATS deformed Health C=
are?
—Bitch McConnell
=
Is Tr=
ey
Grayson trying to prove's he's a fiscal conservative or just that he's too
cheap to send real Christmas cards? —Bluegrass RINO Hunters
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sp;
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> <=
![endif]>Nothi=
ng
says "Christmas" more than Our Beloved Publisher Charles Foster K=
ane
and a bunch of topless bimbos wearing Santa hats (at
the Bottom of yesterday’s “Politically Incorrect Christmas E-dition). <=
i>—Horny
in Hebron
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<=
![endif]>Wouldn’t it be funny if pictures=
for
my weekly newsletter featuring all the miscreants in Northern Kentucky got
mixed up with the photos from my holiday party at Zazou’s on Friday night?<=
i>
—Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
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<=
![endif]>Wouldn’t it be funny if pictures=
from
my World Orgasms for Peace Party got mixed up with the photos from my Family
Christmas Newsletter? —Miss Vicki
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bsp;
<=
![endif]>A guy we met at the Robster’s Ho=
liday
Party walked into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wi=
fe.
He was shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --=
the
more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opted for the sheerest item,
paid the $500, and took it home. He gave it to his wife and asked her to mo=
del
it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (I'm no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's=
so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'&n=
bsp;
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose. The husband said, 'Good
Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it to get the wrinkles
out!' Poor guy. He never heard the shot. The funeral is on Thursday at
Noon. Closed coffin. —A Guy Named Steve
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![endif]>Please tell the yoofs in Covingt=
on there
be only four mo' shopliftin' days till Kwanzaa! —Kwanzaa Klaus
&n=
bsp;
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![endif]>Although our campaign is not
associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout=
the
year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All
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![endif]>Are you supposed to have Orgasms=
to
celebrate the Summer Solstice too? =
—Trish
“The Dish,” TV 19 News
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<=
![endif]> When I was at Channel 19, they a=
lways
let us say “orgasms” on the air. —Jack Atherton, TV5 News
— Whistleblower Official Weekly
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Sometimes The B=
lower
makes fun of Obsessive Compulsive Obama Supporters to show that white
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weari=
ng,
bottled-water-drinking liberals will not be tolerated in our society. This
should be clear to anybody who doesn’t already have 437 Obama ornaments on =
his
Obama tree for Obamamas.
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dead
without satirical intent is purely coincidental — especially Tom and Rose.
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PORK HOT LINE
e-mail your Dem=
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