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— Speci= al “Rhyme Time” E-dition —=

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

3D"percy Thes= e past few years have been pretty good for our rancid rhymes. Here are just a few egregious examples:

&n= bsp; We’d still obfuscate in 2008, then watch Obama’s popularity decline, in 2009. —Obama Supporters in the Press=

3D"cid:image006.gif@01CA54BC.28405510" We got our Blue Buckeye State in= 2008, but we withered on the vine, in 2009. —Gayvenor Strickland and all those Dysfunctional DemocRATS in Columbus

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> I should’ve bought a bigger esta= te in 2008, so soulless Republicans could worship at my shrine, in 2009. —Gre= edy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley<= /p>

We deserved our harsh fate in 20= 08, and we never found our spine, in 2009. —Hami= lton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP<= /p>

3D"cid:image006.gif@01CA54BC.28405510" Politicians we’d humiliate in 20= 08, and we’d continue to define,= in 2009. —Not the Fishwrap

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          Voters swallowed the bait in 200= 8, but I ran into a Tea Party Mine, in 2009. —Ohio’s First District Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Drinkhaus

            My voter support did abate in 20= 08, and nothing fell in line, in 2009. — That Lying Plagiariz= ing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Me= an Jean Schmidt

            My legacy sure did dissipate in = 2008, but I really added to what’s mine, in 2009. —Rob “Fighting to Fund-raise= rs” Portman

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          We made you irate in 2008, and p= ut county employees in the Free Store line, in 2009. —Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune and David A. Pepper, along with Me Too, Gr= eg Hartmann

            Your property values I’d inflate= in 2008, and property owners would really whine, in 2009. —Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor (who was permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street)

            My checks I’d postdate in 2008, = and then I blew through my equity credit line, in 2009. —The Foreclosed Four-Flushing Philanderer Roger Ach

            <= ![endif]>From crime and taxes we’ll migra= te, as more of us left in 2008, then we watched clown-cil’s crises intertwine, in 2009. —White Voters of Cincinnati

&n= bsp;       <= !--[if gte vml 1]> <= ![endif]>Those liberal lies we'd propagat= e in 2008, turned into a minus dollar sign, in 2009. —Feckless Fishwrappers <= o:p>

            Flim-= flamming was great in 2008, but I refused to resign, in 2009. —Whacky Jacky O’Bri= en’s Illegitimate Son Kevin, the banned broker just elected under false pretense= s

&n= bsp;           <= ![endif]>Across the river we’d proliferat= e in 2008, and we did just fine, in 2009. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo<= o:p>

&n= bsp;           <= ![endif]>Cincinnati’s Banks would have to= wait in 2008, and our growth was really divine, in 2009. —Northern Kentucky Developers

&n= bsp;           <= ![endif]>More felons we’d incarcerate in = 2008, and perps we’d consign, in 2009. —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E.= Rob Sanders

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> <= ![endif]>I’d didn't need a reason to liti= gate in 2008, and frivolous lawsuits were by design, in 2009. —Eric “Ca= ll Me Crazy” Deters

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> <= ![endif]>We didn’t lose any weight in 200= 8, and we’re at the head of the chow line, in 2009. —Clueless Marc Wilson and S= cott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> At free lunches I’d always clean= my plate, every day in 2008, and Weight Gainers became my favorite hot line, in 2009. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

            <= ![endif]>Our ratings would really inflate= , when Kane appeared in our videos in 2008, but he delivered many a great gag line= , in 2009. —F= lashlight Theatre

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Men’s egos we’d deflate in 2008,= and we treated them like swine, in 2009. —Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell Who Fake Their Orgasms

            Drink= ing beer we couldn’t abate in 2008, so we switched over to wine, in 2009. —B= ill Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith

          <= ![endif]>We had help changing our calendar after 2008, and we needed a new date line, in 2009. —Channel 19 News

          <= ![endif]> When I was at Channel 19, they a= lways let us say “orgasms” on the air. —Jack Atherton, TV5 News

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