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How do we know which TV
station is really the area’s “Official School Closing Station?” —Dumbed-=
Down
Viewers
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ing of
“Dumbed-Down,” was yesterday “Stupid Drivers Day” in the Tri-State, when ev=
ery
idiot behind the wheel didn’t know what to do when he saw his first snowfla=
ke? —Defensive
Drivers
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Were =
we
saying “Screw the Churches” on Sunday when we ignored the U. S. Constitutio=
n's
Article I "Sundays Excepted" Clause and Obama came to Capitol Hil=
l to
deliver a sermon on his federal government health care seizure and takeover
plan? —Godless DemocRATS in the Senate
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Appar=
ently
Copenhagen has no climate problem because all of those green morons attendi=
ng
the Climate Summit there will be utilizing over 140 private jets to get the=
re
and while they are there will be taxied around in 1200 limos (a whopping fi=
ve
are hybrid). Here is a classic example of Goebbels’ statement
that if you tell a lie often enough it will become the truth. —Planet Sa=
vers
at the Summit
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That’=
s why
we chose Nazi Propagandist Josef Goebbels’ entire “Big Lie” statement: “If =
you
tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to
believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can
shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences=
of
the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its
powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and
thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” —Your
Quote for Today Committee
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What if we called my pullout pol=
icy in
Afghanistan a “transition?” —Comman=
der-in
Chief Wannabe Barack Dukakis
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On this date in 1941, President Roosevelt asked
Congress to declare war on Japan after the December 7 Attack on Pearl Harbo=
r.
Had Obama been president, he would’ve said it was time to open a dialogue w=
ith
Japan without preconditions. —Hurle=
y the
Historian=
Would you like to see some Liber=
al
Heads explode? Check out this video. —Mean Spirited Republicans
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un to
ridicule on Saturday night, Obama=
or Tiger Woods. —Saturday Night Live
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till
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At least in that new “Snowball Fight
Video," where The Whistleblower and Newt teamed up against us local
RINOs, they forgot to color my face “Blue.”
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You c=
an’t
believe how many of my assistant prosecutors asked for a raise after readin=
g I
hired a political crony like Warren
County GOP Chairman Tom Grossmann for a paltry $108,000-a-year. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalkin=
g Joe”
Deters
Maybe=
the
City of Cincinnati wouldn’t still have a $51 Million Budget Crisis if the C=
ity
Mangler’s office hadn’t spent pissed away $170,000 on the Greater Cincinnati
Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky African American Chamber of Commerce, whatever=
the
hell that is! —Cincinnati Over-Taxed Payers
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local races, like our candidate in Ohio’s 21st Congressional District? —Anti-taxers at the Cincinnati 9/12 P=
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If my Bearcats football team som=
ehow
manages to remain unbeaten against Florida in the Sugar Bowl, maybe they sh=
ould
let me coach BOTH UC and Notre Dame.
—Brian Kelly, looking for a real “Hail Mary” On January 1
Are you sure Beloved Whistleblow=
er
Publisher Charles Foster Kane and all of the Political Insiders at the
Conservative Agenda didn’t get an invitation to Mean Jean’s Christmas Party
sponsored by LaRosa’s? —Phone Boy at (513) 791-0381
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Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt’s Twe=
lve
Days of Christmas,” sent
in by TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D’s Eviler Twin Sister Jennifer Black, after “Mean
Jean” was again featured on MTV's “Awesomely Bad Celebrity Fashions.” It go=
es
something like this:
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Two Red Dresses,
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And one old Crapper, from Rob Portman's Legacy.”
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With so few Blacks and Jews in
Northern Kentucky, it will be hard trying to decide which minor holiday to
ignore in December. —Ken CamBoo
Only 18 mo' shopliftin' days till
Kwanzaa! —Kwanzaa Klaus
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Guess=
what
holiday begins at sundown on Saturday. —Hanukkah
Harry
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During the holiday season, our
Covington Bimbo Chorale will be singing, "Oh. Come, All Ye
Unfaithful." —Phyllis on Madison
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On the night before Christmas, a=
nd all
through the town, not a sign of Baby Jesus, should ever be found. —The
Northern Kentucky ACLU
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That Vanilla Hills Appreciation =
Dinner
that Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was expecting to be
honored at again this year had to be called off because of budget cuts. =
—Mayor
“Mischievous Mike” Spend-and-Taxus
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Please tell your readers my
marked-down book (ranked 17,840,016 on Amazon.com) would make a great stock=
ing
stuffer. —Rick “The Batboy” Robinson
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This year for Christmas, we're n=
ot
even giving all our Kenton County employees a lump of coal. —Billionaire
Ralph Drees
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You can’t believe all the shrimp=
I’ve
ordered for my big Christmas Party. —Clueless Marc Wilson=
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When is Governor Steve sending o=
ut his
“Holiday” cards? —The American Family Association<=
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During the holiday season, it's
important to spend time with your family. The least they could’ve done is p=
ut
us all us Erpenbecks in the same jail. —Bill Erpenbeck
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My favorite Christmas trad=
ition
involves reindeer meat. —Billy Bob Carbine
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Don’t forget. You don’t have to =
be
Druish to celebrate when the Winter Solstice on December 21. —Dave the D=
ruid
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Orgasm
Day for Peace on December 21 this year, can we still have our Fake Orgasms?=
—Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell
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“Men never fake orgasms because no man w=
ants
to pull a face like that on purpose.” —Your Quote for Today Committee &n=
bsp;
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Do you think that would be a goo=
d day
to give a party? —Miss Vicki
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Not every Winter Solstice celebr=
ation
involves a barnyard animal. —Gex "Rhymes With Sex" Williams
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r the
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