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Tuesday,
February 2, 2010
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
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On this date in 1887, the first
Groundhog Day featured a rodent meteorologist predicting the weather at
Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. —Hurley the Historian
So that means everybody will be
waiting to know if I saw my shadow today so you’ll know if you’ll have six =
more
weeks of winter. —Punxsutawney Phil
That’=
s why
we chose what they used to say on the radio: “The Shadow knows.” —Your Q=
uote
for Today Committee
We’re hoping for six more weeks of sub-freezing
temperatures to get rich on. —Duke Energy <=
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And during that time, we’ll be
offering America at least 6,000 more empty promises. —The Obama White Ho=
use
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Will we have six more weeks to p=
ass
our another one of Obama’s big boondoggles. —Dishonest DemocRATS in Cong=
ress
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/span>I’ll =
have
six more weeks to watch my poll numbers fall. — Ohio Gayvenor Strickland=
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Ohio =
RINO
Party will have have six more Conservative Republicans to screw over. —O=
hio
Tea Party Activists
I’ll still have six more weeks to raise =
money.
— Millionaire GOP U.S. Senate can=
didate
Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman
I’m sure my friends at The Bl=
ower
will find at least six more ways that I’ve embarrassed my constituents. =
—
That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire =
RINO
Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt
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bsp;
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I’m sure there’ll be six more we=
eks to
hear complaints about how I jacked up people’s property values. —Your
Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor (who until this year has been permitted to run unopposed by the RINO=
s at
700 Walnut Street)
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Think=
how
many “No More Drive By Appraisals” sticker=
s I
can pass out during the next six weeks. —“TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman
Besid=
es
Ghiz and Monzel, we’ll probably have six more of our losers talking about
running for Hamilton County Commissioner. —Cincinnati City Clown-cil
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> We’ll=
have
six more mud wrestling matches. —Shannon Faulkner Jones and Michelle Gla=
ss
Slipper
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Will =
there
be six more pancake breakfasts so show off my “sparkling smile?” —
Vivacious Vicky Zw=
issler
Republican Gatherings a great pl=
ace to
go shopping for six more Republican elected officials’ souls. — Greedy Hearse-Chasing,
Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indict=
ed
Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
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I hop=
e my
sleazy lawyer Mike Allen can get six more continuances on that hearing to r=
aise
my bond. — Whacky
Jacky O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin, elected under false pretenses as a
flim-flamming dis-trustee in Anderson Township, aided and abetted by his
enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal<=
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> We ho=
ping
have six more $50,000-per-year jobs for more of the Party Chairman’s relati=
ves.
—Greed Township Trustees
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> I’m h=
oping
for at least six more unsubstantiated rumors about Commissioner Scott Crosw=
ell
in The Blower so folks can pass out copies at our next Central
Committee Meeting. —Clermont County Crony-in-Chief Tim Rudd (The Dudd) <=
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For sure it’ll be six more weeks=
of
shrinking circulation and news coverage at the Fishwrap. —Skaggie Maggie=
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> We’ll have at least six more pai=
rs of
skaters trying out. —Whistleblower =
Winter
Olympics Committee
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![endif]>Northern Kentucky school childre=
n are
hoping for at least six more snow days.
—Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
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<=
![endif]>We’ll be sending out six more pr=
ess
releases bashing Obama’s Stimulus Plan while at the same time, we’ll be tak=
ing
credit for bringing home all that Porkulus Spending. —KY Republicans in
Congress
I’m
planning on six more weeks of kicking Trey Grayson’s ass. —Rand Paul
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![endif]>How about six more of my frivolo=
us
lawsuits to get thrown out of court? —Eric “Call me Crazy” Deters
&n=
bsp;
<=
![endif]>I know one of them. —Kenton C=
ounty
Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders
&n=
bsp;
I’m looking forward to six more =
weeks
of book signings. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson =
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![endif]>We’re hoping for six more helpin=
gs of
Groundhog Stew when we get together today with Beloved Whistleblower Publis=
her
Charles foster Kane for our annual Weight Gainers Groundhog Brunch at Beave=
r’s.
—Clueless
Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
&n=
bsp;
We’ll just our guests eat baloney
sandwiches for six more weeks. —Terry “the Smilin Jailer” Carl
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<=
![endif]>Even =
though
Chris Henry has gone to that Great End Zone in the Sky, we’ll probably see =
six
more of my Bungals picked up for DUI in Northern Kentucky. —Millionaire =
Mike
Brown
<=
![endif]>In just six more weeks, it’ll be=
time
to get drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day. —Mainstrasse Bars
There are still a little more th=
an six
more weeks to wait for BB&BJ Day. —Bobby
Leach=
<=
![endif]>This week we’ll showing “The Gro=
undhog
from Outer Space.” —Flashlight Thea=
tre
&nb=
sp;
<=
![endif]>Did you see Fat Pat Barry dresse=
d up
like a groundhog? —TV 19 News
<=
![endif]> Most people think I’m wearing a
Groundhog on my head. —Jack Ath=
erton,
TV5 News
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;
Sometimes The Blower makes fun of the =
news
media to show that endless weather hype will not be tolerated in our societ=
y.
This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Rodent Meteorologist.<=
o:p>
&nbs=
p;
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or =
dead
without satirical intent is purely coincidental — especially Fat Pat Barry
dressed up in a Groundhog Suit.
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e-mail your fea=
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