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E-dition —
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Tuesday,
February 9, 2010
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
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Which story got more publicity l=
ast
weekend: “Snowmageddon” or the “Chicken Wing Crisis at the Sup=
er
Bowl?” —Media Hypesters on TV
=
; M=
ore
people tuned in for the Super Bowl commercials than the game. —Greedy CB=
S TV
Ad Salesmen
=
; M=
ost
people are wondering if all the hype about that so-called controversial Sup=
er
Bowl ad with Tim Tebow and his mother was really worth it. —Abortion
Protesters and Gay Rights Activists
=
; T=
he
American Public’s tolerance for hype is incredible. —Beloved Whistleblow=
er
Publisher Charles Foster Kane
=
; Last Friday’s
“Blizzard” was so successful, we think we’re going to do another one this w=
eek.
— Kroger
=
; In
Washington, we were closed on Monday, because “Neither snow nor rain nor he=
at
nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of"
...rolling over and going back to sleep. —The Federal Government&nbs=
p;
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Hey everybody, if you gave twelve
points and took Indianapolis in Sunday night’s Super Bowl, you’d have lost =
big
time! —Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall <=
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Some people say when Obama predi=
cted the
Colts’ victory, it was the Kiss of Death, just like in Massachusetts, and in
New Jersey, and in Virginia. —Pundits and Prognosticators=
&n=
bsp;
How’s your IRA doing since Obama=
went
after the Banks last month? —Whistleblower Senior Business Correspondent
Merrill Forbes
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How’s all that “hopey changey th=
ingy
doin’ for ya?” —Sarah Palin
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bsp;
Now that the Saints have won the=
Super
Bowl and New Orleans has made a pot full of money, how about paying us back=
for
refurbishing the Super Dome? —We the Over-Taxed Payers
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&n=
bsp;
On this date in 1825, the U.S. H=
ouse
of Representatives voted to elect John Quincy Adams (who won fewer votes th=
an
Andrew Jackson in the popular election) as president of the United States. =
—Hurley the Historian
&n=
bsp;
Congressional approval ratings a=
re
still below 20%. Who says this year’s Congressional primary elections in on=
ly
84 more days (98 in Kentucky) aren’t important? —Congressional Primary
Challengers
=
; Isn’t it great how both DemocRAT and RINO party bosses
keep sucking up to us, like at last night’s meeting in Indian Hill? —Tea
Party Activists
That’s why we chose Lewis Black=
’s “A
Republican stands up in Congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and t=
he
DemocRAT stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'” —O=
ur
Quote for Today Committee
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bsp;
Please don’t ask why we haven’t =
found
a candidate to run for Ohio Auditor after our incumbent Mary Taylor dropped=
out
to become John Kasich’s running mate. —Ohio RINO Party Boss Kevin DeWhin=
e
&n=
bsp;
Please don’t criticize my junket=
to
Red China to promote Black History Month. —Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT
Mayor Mark Mallory, accompanied by his Big Beef Black Bodyguard, Scotty
&n=
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In the letter I mailed to GOP le=
aders
last week, I forgot to mention that I am just as proud to endorse Ghizzy Li=
zzy
as I was to endorse Devious DemocRATS David A. Pepper and Odd Todd Opportun=
e.
I believe Ghizzy will continue the great Pepper/Portune legacy."
—Senile Sheriff Simon Lies
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I'm also very proud of my endors=
ement
of David A. Pepper. It was great to help the DemocRATS take control of
our County Commission! —Ghizzy Lizzy.
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I am still feeling incredibly ov=
erwhelmed
by the Tax Hiker of the Year award that I just won from my good friends at
Republicans for Higher Taxes. —Michelle Glass Slipper
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Everywhere I go on my Zwissle-st=
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Tour, people
ask about my “sparkling smile.” —Vivacious
Vicky Zwissler
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sp;
Can you believe this? Vivacious =
Vicky
and I must go to the same dentist. —Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz
=
; Does anybody remember whe=
n I
scammed all that money from local leaders for my phony baloney 2012 Olympics
bid? —Flim-Flammer Nick Vehr<=
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=
; With the 2010 Winter Olympics now
scheduled to begin in Vancouver on Friday, looks at all those local ice dan=
cers
who’ve been trying out. —Whistleblower Winter Olympics Committee
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ers
from Northern Kentucky? —Bluegrass
Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
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Would you like me to sue somebody
because of it? I’ve heard lots of nasty comments about their hair. —Eric
“Call Me Crazy” Deters
&nb=
sp;
This week we’ll showing “Ice Dan=
cers
from Outer Space.” —Flashlight Theatre
=
Did anybody see me on “Fox News
Sunday” telling people why I endorsed Rand Paul for Kentucky's U.S. Senate =
seat
over Trey Grayson? —Sassy Sarah Palin
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sp;
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![endif]>You’ll never guess who’s registe=
red
here for Valentine’s Day presents. —Victoria’s Secret stores in Fort
Mitchell and Florence
There are still a little more th=
an
five more weeks to wait for BB&BJ Day. —Bobby Leach=
&nb=
sp;
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![endif]>When do the Bungals get to play =
in the
Super Bowl? —TV 19 News
<=
![endif]> My favorite Super Bowl commercia=
l was
the one with the football player with all that hair. —Jack Atherto=
n,
TV5 News
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Sometimes The Blower makes fun of the =
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This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a TV Weather Guesser.<=
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