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Tuesday,
January 5, 2010
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
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Please thank DemocRATS in Congress and O=
bama
Supporters in the Press for their votes of confidence in the way I’ve been =
for
the way I’ve handled delivering flu vaccine. —Senile old John
Gilligan’s Ditzy DemocRAT Daughter (Health and Human Services Secretary
Kathleen Sebelius)
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/span>Me too, for the way I’m keeping America =
safe
from Muslim terrorists. —Janet Incompitano, Secretary of Homeland Insecu=
rity
Gran=
dma’s XXX-rated Full-Body Scan picture=
s are
now available on the Internet. —TSA
Screeners at CVG
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Did anything interesting happen =
during
all those days I was on Christmas vacation playing golf in Hawaii? —Our Soft-on-Terror President, with the
White House in full CYA mode over Obama’s potentially deadliest screw up so=
far
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sp;
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/span>We’ve capped the amount people with seri=
ous
illnesses will have to pay for health insurance, that is if they live long
enough. —Ohio Lawmakers
Did anybody see how we misidentified =
Millionaire GOP U.S. Senate cand=
idate
Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman’s primary opponent in Sunday’s Forum
section? —Factless Fishwrappers
Please answer the Census takers’ questio=
ns
accurately, so we can find out whose Republican Congressional District in O=
hio
besides mine will be eliminated. — That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend
Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt=
When my darling daughter sued the City
because da polices taxed her ass for unladylike behavior, it was not about =
the
money. —Cecil Thomas
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/span>Even the Fishwrap’s finally figured out =
what
The Blower’s been saying, that we didn’t fix a damn thing on the City’s Bud=
get
Crisis. —Our Nine Fine Clowns on Clown-cil
Does everyone remember that I endorsed
DemocRAT David Pepper for County Commissioner?
I hope I can do just as many great things for our county as he has.<=
i> —Ghizzy
Lizzy
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/span>I'm proud to endorse Ghizzy Lizzy for Co=
unty
Commissioner. Just as I was proud =
to endorse
Devious DemocRATS Odd Todd Portune and David A. Pepper." —Senile Sheriff Simon Lies.=
Did I know when to get off the UC Bearcat
bus or what? —“Backstabbing Brian” Kelly, laughing his ass off at Notre =
Dame
And you thought UC wasn’t ready for prime
time when they embarrassed their fans at the Sugar Bowl. —Marvin “Black
Jesus” Lewis and his Bungals =
<=
/span>Did you see where Huggable Howard at the
Fishwrap says our Great White Hope Who Failed to Defeat Dainty DemocRAT May=
or
Mark Mallory last year still has a big future in politics? —Alex T., Mall
Cop GOP
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Do you think those ladies at the Hamilton
County Women’s Republican Club will be asking about my first Political Philanderer of 2010 when our Beloved Publisher
Charles Foster Kane speaks to the group next Monday? —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist L=
inda
Libel
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/span>On this date in 1643, the first legal
divorce was recorded in the American colonies, when Anne Clarke of the
Massachusetts Bay Colony was granted a divorce from her absent and adultero=
us
husband, and just think— and just think, the wife didn’t even see a picture=
of
her husband on some floozy’s Facebook page. —Hurley the Historian
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/span>How cold is it out there? Guys at the
“Obrien Must Resign” website even saw Whacky Jackie’s
O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin (who’d been elected under false pretenses) with his hands in his o=
wn
pockets. —Angry Andersonians
Does The Blower have any backgrou=
nd
on some swindler in Anderson by the name of Kevin O’Brien who’s seeking our
endorsement, now that he’s been excommunicated by the GOP? =
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Did you see how we actually gave The =
Blower
proper credit for scooping The Fishwrap in our “Banned Cincinnati br=
oker
elected township trustee” story? —Investment News (The Leading News Source for Financial Advisers)
We’re still calling our endorsed candida=
te’s
egregious ethics a “modest error in judgment,” after he was fired from Robert W.
Baird & Co. after allegedly misappropriating some of the $378,000 he
transferred from a client's account. —Forest
Hills Urinal Editor
Eric Spangler
Please don’t ask why a Liberal DemocRAT
Municipal Judge like Fanon Rucker originally approved Kevin O’Brien’s bond
after a
Real Republican Judge like Melba Marsh had refused to sign it. —Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka <=
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associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout=
the
year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All
You won’t believe how many peopl=
e are
trying to get themselves invited to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles
Foster Kane’s Surprise Birthday Party on Thursday. —Overworked Whistlebl=
ower
Staffers
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![endif]>Miss Vicki is even asking our Beloved Whistleblower
Publisher to arrange a big surprise birthday party for her too next week.
—Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
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![endif]>Tell Miss Vicki that Bobby
Leach says “Women improve with age. The older I get, the more I like them.”=
–Your
Quote for Today Committee
Would we have to close all the b=
anks
and government buildings on Miss Vicki’s Birthday, like we do for MLK Day?<=
i> —
Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders
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Can I tell my story about how I =
kicked
E. Rob’s ass on his first case when he was a lowly assistant prosecutor?=
—Feisty
Lady Lawyer Linda Smith
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How many young boys would be inv=
ited
to Miss Vicki’s Birthday Party? —Jeni Lee Dinkel and Nichole Howell=
Amazingly, I’m only representing=
one
of those bimbos in a frivolous lawsuit. —Eric "Call Me Crazy"
Deters
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Would=
it be
OK for me to just stand in the middle of the room and wait for people to co=
me
up and kiss my ass? —Trey Grayson
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Will you have to pay for your own
drinks like at my parties? —Clueless Marc Wilson
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—Steve
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Don't forget that extra booze.
—Kevin “Mad Mick” Murphy
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Could I try to sell a few books?=
—Rick "The Batboy" Robinson
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Would you like me to use my fran=
king
privileges to mail out some reminders to my constituents? —Goof Doofus
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Can we pass out Cougar Rating Bu=
ttons?
—Monkey Business Boys Patsy Crowley and Jay Faucet
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I'll bring the handcuffs. —Te=
rry
"The Smiling Jailer" Carl
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If you don’t get an invitation, =
can
you still show up? —Some Guy Named Steve
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![endif]>It was so cold last this morning=
, I
didn’t clean the house, I just defrosted it.
—Trish “The Dish,” TV 19 News
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![endif]> In this cold weather, I always h=
ave my
wig to keep me warm. —Jack Atherton, TV5 News =
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