— <= /strong>Special "Unitin= g the Country" Issue —

= Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Real e-Mails from Real Subscribers

        = ;    Listen to the wonderful response when Obama was talking about abortion at Notre Da= me on Sunday. —Obama Worshipers in the Press

  =           President Obama is not someone who stops talkin= g to those who differ with him. —Millions of babies who have been abort= ed during all the talking.

   = ;         The band was playing “For All the Saints” during the Commencement p= rocessional, as Notre Dame, the formerly Catholic university, prepared to honor the Baby-Killer-in-Chief. Shouldn’t they have been playing this? —Pro-Lifers at Notre Dame

&nb= sp;          We’re still waiting for Obama Supporters = in the Press to report how Obama dissed us on May 15. —"Peace Office= rs Memorial Day" Organizers

&nb= sp;          So what if I disclosed the secret location of t= he bunker intended to house the vice president in case of a national emergency= or attack? —Joe Biden

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&nb= sp;          Did you see where I called on Dishonest DemocRAT House Speaker Nancy Pelosi either to produce evidence that the CIA lied to Congress or apologize for making such an allegation. —GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner

&nb= sp;          We didn’t have time to brief Nutty Nancy on all the interrogation we “didn’t use.”—CIA Water Board T= eam

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            = Was Observer-Report.com just being sarcastic when they called my Ohi= o Elections Commission complaint about that flyer Dr. Kevorkian distributed just prior to the 2008 Election a “burning issu= e in Ohio?= ” — That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Je= an Hoffman Schmidt

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> How ironic is it that TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D is blaming somebody else of lying during a campaign? —= Ohio<= /st1:State> Elections Commission Executive Director Phil Richter

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Some people say our watered-down, wishy-washy, namby-pamby, totally-meaningless “Official 2009 Obama Agenda Survey,” (featured in Monday’s Blower) should’ve been called our “Survey= for the Gullible.” —That Major Political Party Still Trying to R= each Those 56 Million Voters All Across Our Country Who Did Not Vote For Obama <= o:p>

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> On this date in 1935, Law= rence of Arabia died, but the movie didn’= ;t come out till 1962. —Hurley the Historian=

            <= /span>We like that classic quote from the movie when = Peter O’Toole said, “There may be honor among thieves, but there's no= ne in politicians.” —Your Quote for Today Committee <= o:p>

            <= /span>Ann Boleyn lost her head on this date in 1536. = What do you think her classic quote was that day— aaaarrrggh! = ;—Harry the Headsman

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> With Senile Sheriff Simon Leis defending David = A. Pepper's Super-Sized Sales Tax hike, please read our latest article about Pepper's addictions to higher taxes and old men. —Republicans for Higher Taxes

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Will the GOP say it’s OK for me to support Pepper again? —Ghizzy Lizzy

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Will somebody please remind me not to forget to= wear my Depends to the next David A. Pepper fund-raiser? —Senile Sheriff Simon Leis

  &n= bsp;         Did you see my breaking news story in the Fishw= rap where I pointed out how hypocritical it was when Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”) had attacked Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioner David A. Pepper (and fellow Deviou= s DemocRAT Odd Todd Opportune’s) Super-sized $900 million Feel-Good-Social Programs Jail Tax Scam that would also have included the GOP Sheriff Simon = E. Leis Memorial Hoosegow, while Old “Blue Face” forgot to mention that the Hamilton County RINO Party had also endorsed it. —Huggable Howard

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   = ;         Do you think anybody will ask me about my many hypocrisies when I share my vis= ion at my June 1 fund-raiser? —Chairman Alex

= ;           Please stop making fun of us “Agalmatophiliacs.” —Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney

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   = ;         Did you see our latest front-page style-over-substance puff piece (for only the 911th time this year) promoting our Dainty DemocrAT Mark Mallory’s im= age? —Feckless Fishwrappers

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   = ;         If people don’t make dinner reservations for our big meeting next Tuesda= y, they’ll have to listen to featured speaker “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman on an empty stomach. —Wyoming (the City, not the State) GOP

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   = ;         Should we schedule this weekend’s meetings at Distaste of Cincinnati? —Weight Gainers

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            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Thanks for running that item helping us distance ourselves from self-declared national tea pa= rty organizer and leader Michael Patrick Leahy after it was discovered he’= ;d amassed over $150,000 in state and federal tax liens, small claims court judgments, and civil suits. —Local Tea Party Organizers

            <= /span>That piker! —Four Flushing Philanderer Roger Ach

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Does anybody remember a year ago when were watching all the hype for that meaningless Kentucky primary election?—Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> We remember when all those TV reporteret= tes said Kentucky’s election was really important. —Dumbed-down, Self-absorbed, Media-influenced, Celebrity-obsessed, Politically-correct Uninformed Voters= who get all of their information from Kneepad Liberals in the Press<= /i>

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> And I was writing all those stories about how important Nathan “Cornbread” Smith was as a so-called uncommitted Super Delegate= . —Fawning Fishwrapper Patsy Crowley

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> And The Blower was writing stories about how much it cost me just to get pictur= es of my wife on TV carrying folding chairs in from the truck before the guests arrived at our big Hillary fund-raiser. —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> And I said the only thing swankier would be if Nathan had held Hillary’s fund-raiser at one of his trailer parks. —Rufus Redneck=

   = ;         And I said that Obama lawn jockey at Nathan’s house was particularly tasteful, since it reminded me of our home back in <= st1:State w:st=3D"on">Arkansas. —Hillary=

  &n= bsp;         Do you think I’d get a lot of publicity f= or NKU (like Notre Dame did) if I Obama to speak about incest? —President James C. Votruba

        &n= bsp;   Hey, Everybody —Trish the Dish wants to know if this year it’s time = for the GOP Primary in Kentucky. —TV 19 News

  &n= bsp;         Now you know why I finally had enough of those morons. —Jack Atherton<= /p>
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          Sometimes= The Blower uses religious protests to show that mixing politics and religion is= not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a total megalomaniac who likes to use a Hitler salute.

   &= nbsp;      This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living = or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, Barack Hussein Obama.=

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