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“Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” E-dition —
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Tuesday,
November 24, 2009
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
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I’m thankful=
for
those so-called “Moderate DemocRATS” we bribed to vote for my b=
ogus
“Patient
Protection and Affordable Care Act’’ (that hides a $1.8
Trillion price tag by not accounting for actual costs, features =
major reductions in Medicare ben=
efits
to seniors, =
and major
tax increases on every American to pay for it all with an increased Medicare
payroll tax.) — Disgraceful
DemocRAT Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
We’re thankful Obama Econo=
mic
Team for creating all those new phony jobs. —A Record Number of St=
ill-Unemployed
Americans
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sp; We=
217;re
thankful it’s only been 87 days since our Commander-in-Chief promised=
to
decide about sending more troops. —Members of the Military Sacrifi=
cing
Their Lives Every Day in Afghanistan
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bsp; We=
217;re
thankful we’re being tried in New York City close to Ground Zero by a
Liberal judge and a hand-picked jury of our peers. —9/11 Terrorist=
s Waiting
to Be Interviewed on CNN
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nbsp; IR=
17;m
thankful my “Trial of the Century” came first. —OJ
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nbsp; We=
217;re
thankful to be able to continue our vendetta against George Bush. —=
;Obama’s
Vindictive Attorney General Eric Holder
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nbsp; We=
217;re
thankful for three more years of the Obama Administration for giving us the
kind of material in Saturday’s “China Would Like Their Money Ba=
ck”
skit. —Left-Wing Writers on “=
Saturday
Night Live”
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nbsp; IR=
17;m
thankful The Whistleblower worked my weekly video into its Thanksgiving e-m=
ails
format. —Uncle
Jay Explains the News
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nbsp; We=
217;re
thankful for Sarah Palin and anti-taxers in the Tea Party and the 9/12 Proj=
ect.
—Conservative Voters Still Trying to focus on Preserving the Principl=
es
and Values of Our Founding Fathers, while the RINO Party Continues to Wande=
r in
the Wilderness
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bsp; I’m thankful to be reporti=
ng
what happens when people ignore the lessons of history. —Hurley the
Historian
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nbsp; Today=
we
chose Erma Bombeck’s “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours =
to
prepare. They are consumed in
twelve minutes. Half-times ta=
ke
twelve minutes. This is no co=
incidence.” —Your Quote for Today Commit=
tee
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span
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nbsp; IR=
17;m
thankful for enough employees to furlough and fire so I can still keep my
million dollar bonus at the Fishwrap. —Skaggie Maggie
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bsp; I’m thankful Kneepad Liber=
als in
the Press are helping me keep my re-election hopes alive for 2012. ̵=
2;Gayvenor
Strickland
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span
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nbsp; IR=
17;m
thankful for gullible donors. —Millionaire GOP U.=
S.
Senate candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman=
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span
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nbsp; I’m thankful for The Whistleblower’s continue=
d support.
—That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblo=
wn
Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt
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nbsp; I’m thankful voters have s=
uch
short memories. —Ohio’s=
First
District Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Drinkhaus
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nbsp; We’re thankful Devious Dem=
ocRAT
Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune and David A. Pepper promis=
ed
to vote against any future property tax rollbacks. —Hamilton County Over-Taxed Payers
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bsp; I’m thankful the Hamilton =
County
RINO Party always lets me run unopposed. —Disingenuous DemocRAT Co=
unty
Auditor Who Can’ Wait to Jack Up Your Property Taxes One More Time
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span
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nbsp; IR=
17;m thankful
Al=
ex T.,
Mall Cop GOP was running the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great W=
hite
Hope’s campaign. —Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor M=
ark
Mallory
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nbsp; IR=
17;m
just thankful that turkey is running the local RINO Party. —Democ-=
Labor
Party Boss Tim Burka
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span
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nbsp; We=
217;re
thankful we don’t have to play an easy 2-7 team every week. —=
;Cincinnati
Bungals, Reverting to Mid-Season Form
We=
217;re
thankful for the Bungals and the Buckeyes. —UC Bearcats
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bsp; We’re thankful the winner =
of the
Whistleblower’s 2008 Biggest Turkey or the Year Contest was our featu=
red
guest speaker last night, when he give us his 2009 election re-cap, and let=
us
know what to look forward to in 2010. —Blue Chip Young Republicans=
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span
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nbsp; Were =
we
really nominated for the Whistleblower’s
2009 Biggest Turkey or the Year Contest? —Foxy
Roxy “Our Fabulous Babe” Qualls, former Channel 9 News Trollop
Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin, and The Windbag
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bsp; We=
217;re
thankful for all those people who e-mailed their nominations to our 2009
Biggest Turkey of the Year Award Contest. Check out our brand new 2009 vide=
o.
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8212;Not
the Fishwrap
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bsp; I’m thankful for all my sn=
itches
in Northern Kentucky. —Ken CamBoo
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![endif]>What the hell’s there to be
thankful for? —Depressed DemocRATS in Northern Kentucky
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![endif]> I’m thankful my name
hasn’t been in The Blower=
much
lately. —Michael Liquid Plummer
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![endif]>Everybody knows the best part ab=
out
Thanksgiving Day dinner in
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![endif]>I'm still confused about Wilford
Brimley's Erotic No-Hands
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![endif]> Be sure to wipe off your turkey-=
baster
before your wife re-uses it. —Goof Doofus
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![endif]>And never ever stuff your turkey=
with
anything but dressing. —Rick "The BatBoy" Robinson=
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![endif]>Would people show up on Thanksgi=
ving
Day if we raced turkeys. —
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![endif]>As usual on Thanksgiving we're g=
iving
thanks for
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![endif]> At our company Thanksgiving Day =
dinner
we’re serving
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![endif]>Are Scott “Pass the Drumst=
icks”
Kimmich and I still banned from the Golden Corral buffet on Thanksgiving?
—Clueless Marc Wilson
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![endif]>It's too bad the Pilgrims didn't=
know
about "three-ways." —Paul Patton Her On the Ass
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![endif]> In Y'All Ville, the turkeys all =
wear
thongs. —Mayor Blondie Whalen
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![endif]>Turkeys don't fly? R=
12;Les
Nessman, WKRP
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![endif]>We say, "Thank Heaven for l=
ittle
boys." —Pedophile Priests
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![endif]> I'm thankful my son George is st=
ill a
rich-and-famous
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![endif]> Was I really nominated for The Blower's "
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![endif]> We’ll be serving green tur=
key
bologna sandwiches for Thanksgiving at the
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![endif]>I’m thankful nobody knows =
my
real name. —Vanilla Hills Anonymous Avenger
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![endif]>They call it Thanksgiving becaus=
e we
are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. —Bobby Leach
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![endif]>I’m still trying to figure=
out
when Squanto’s birthday is. —Hurley the Historian
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!--[if gte vml 1]>Which would you like on Thanksgi=
ving:
a little "suc," or a little "tash?" —Phyllis on Madison
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![endif]>We=
217;ll
be serving turkeys all night long on Thursday, during our All-Night Thanksgi=
ving
Show, beginning with Turkeys from Outer Space.” —The Cast and Crew of “Flashlight Theatre”
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![endif]>The b=
est
part about Thanksgiving dinner at the station is when we grab Trish "T=
he
Dish's" legs and Trish says, “Make a wish.” ̵=
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17;m
thankful I’m still not around all those idiots. —=
Sheree Paolello̵=
7;s Personal
Butterball, If You Know What We Mean, Jack Atherton
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is bad table manners and will not be tolerated in our society. This should =
be
clear to anybody who isn’t a Foodfucker.
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