— Spe= cial “Coach Kelly Watch” E-dition —

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

More Readers’ Views

   &nb= sp;     One of the best parts about publ= ishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning = to see some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from = our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ comments are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top storie= s.

         &nb= sp; A new Rasmussen poll finds= that the tea party movement's popularity is growing, so much so that it garners = more support than the Republican party on a generic Congressional ballot. What a surprise!

Maybe one reason could be the way RINO Senators aren’t doing everything possible = to prevent the Obama-Care from being enacted into law this year because they want to go on Chris= tmas Vacation. No Kidding!

And maybe that’s also why you se= e the local Hamilton County RINO Party sucking up to our local tea partiers every chance they get. And that’s also why so many people are complaining = about the “Whistleblower Snowball Fight Video,” where Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Fo= ster Kane and Newt are teamed up against the local RINOs. After the 2008 Electio= ns, they just can’t believe Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s face wasn’t “Blu= e.”

            Hurley the Historian says on thi= s date in 1992, December 9, 1992 U.S. Marines stormed into Mogadishu, Somalia, to spearhead a multinational force aimed at restoring order in the conflict-ri= dden country, but if Ob= ama had been president, he would’ve said it was time to open a dialogue with the Somali warlords without preconditions.

            Our Egregious Environmentalist s= ays wait till you see this video of all those Green Weenies in limousines and private jets arriving in Copenhagen for that phony-baloney Climate Summit.

          And Sweet Mother of God…. the environmentalists were gung ho on building wind turbines, but now it seems they’re having an adverse impact u= pon people and animals that are near land-based wind turbines and on marine mam= mals (off-shore wind turbines). I thoug= ht the whole idea of the environmental movement was to save Planet Earth and all h= er inhabitants. Another Obama big government movement backfiring? UC= is involved in a portion of the study (source: Academic Health Center Findings, Vol. 11, No. 12, December 2009). At least Brian Kelly didn’t have anything to do with it.

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          Larry from Yorkton, Virginia says Harry Reid is at it again, likening the Republican stance on health care to= their so-called stance on slavery. He has proven that he not only does not know h= ow to reduce health care costs, he also does not know his history. Harry is suffering a severe case of Enlightened Statesman Syndrome.

          It’s just like Bobby Eberle says= : When All Else Fails, Accuse= Your Opponents of Being Racists.

          Speaking of racists, = The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference to blast Tiger Woods for the lack = of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters = in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom chea= ted on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazin= es.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives. I’m just asking y= ou to give back to your own community.”

          And what is it about all those Political Philanderers and Celebrity Cheaters? Whistleblower Gossip Columni= st Linda Libel says peccadilloes in politics and the media have kept The Bl= ower in business for the past 18 years. And just wait till you hear about Linda’s next “Political Philanderer.” Disgraced Former Hamilton County Prosecutor M= ike Allen says, “How does Tiger Woods get a waitress at Perkins to be his mistr= ess? I can’t even get one to refill my coffee.”

          Just Wondering in Cleves was wat= ching Channel 19’s “Almost News” Monday morning. They didn’t know the name of the victim of Sunday night’s murder when all the other news stations had the name and information that the shooter w= as dead on Sunday night. Does anyone = else think they should watch another news outlet, before reporting something on their own station? At least Megan Mongello got it right when she said, “It snowed.”

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          Cincinnati Over-Taxed Payers say= maybe the City of Cincinnati wouldn’t be having a $51 Million Budget Crisis if the Police Department hadn’t pissed away $9,998, paying Crown Charter to provide bus transportation to Obama’s Inauguration.

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          Sidney Shegitz says Hanukkah Har= ry was wrong yesterday when he said Hanukkah begins at sundown on Saturday. Chanukah 2009 will start on Saturday, December 12, and will continue for 8 days until Saturday, December 19, but you should remember in the Jewish calendar that a holiday begins on the sunset of the previous day, so observing Jews will celebrate Chanukah on the sunset of Friday, December 11. Sometimes Harry ca= n be such a “Goyisha Kup.”

&n= bsp;        Now here's an update on that Company Christmas Party you've been reading about in The Blower:

FR= OM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

To:        All Employees

DA= TE: December 9

RE:       Holiday Party

     &n= bsp;      What a diverse group we are! Isn’t it great that we’ve already celebrated Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during dayl= ight hours? That would’ve put a serious damper on our party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon this time of year may not accommodate our Muslim = employees' beliefs. Perhaps Luigi's can hold off on serving your meal until the end of= the party - the days are so short this time of year - or else package everything for take home in little foil swans. Will that work?

&n= bsp;           Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to= sit with Gay men; each group will have their own table. Yes, there will be flow= er arrangement for the Gay men's table. No cross-dressing allowed though, for = the person asking permission to cross dress. We will have booster seats for sho= rt people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot contr= ol the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood press= ure problems to taste first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetic= s; the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts.

&n= bsp;           Sorry!

&n= bsp;           Did I miss anything?

         = ;   Patty

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> <= ![endif]>Now for those of you planning to= join RINO freeloaders attending TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D’s over-taxed payer funded = Christmas Party next week sponsored by LaRosa’s, let's all sing the third verse of “That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt’s Twe= lve Days of Christmas,” sent in by "Mean Jean's" former campaign Mang= ler, Joe "Mr. Don't Know It All" Braun, whose Strauss & Troy law f= irm partners are celebrating this Christmas because they’ve finally been paid f= or defending TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D in Columbus before the Ohio Elections Commission several years ago. It goes something like this:

<= b>     &n= bsp;     On the Third Day of Christmas, "Mean Jean" gave to me,

&n= bsp;           Three Borgman cartoons,

&n= bsp;           Two red dresses,

&n= bsp;           And one old crapper, From Rob Portman’s legacy.

&n= bsp;           And in a related item, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane has not yet received his annual Christmas card from Rob “Fighting for Family Photographs” Portman. Could th= is possibly be just a coincidence?

            <= ![endif]>Finally, at yesterday’s meeting = of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane wha= t he thought about Brian Kelly going to Notre Dame, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said with the principles our UC Bearcat Football Coach has displa= yed lately, he’s surprised Kelly isn’t going into politics, because nobody real= ly expects loyalty from a politician.”

            Maybe that’s why our Quote for t= oday Committee chose playwright Arthur Miller’s “Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.”

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Bluegrass Bloviators

            Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBo= o says Capitol Hill, according to Red States Update, current Minority Leader Bitch McConnell has been recognized by some in the media as a master strategist w= hen it comes to playing the legislative rules for all they’re worth. But, with amendments to the Obama government health care takeover sailing through the Senate almost as quickly as they’re read, some conservative insiders are wondering why the GOP is not taking advantage of Senate rules to slow down = the votes and delay the final vote until after Christmas.=

That would be Harry Reid’s worst nightmare come true. According to the latest Rasmussen Poll, only 41% of Americans now support the Obama health care pla= n. And if the Senate DemocRATS are forced to go home and face voter wrath head= -on over the Christmas holidays, it could spell the end for the legislation in = the 111th Congress.

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          Joe Dirt says Covington City Commissioner Jerry Stricker is having some second thoughts about his long promised run for a seat on the Kenton Fiscal Court. Seems as he went around town trying to = raise money for his campaign people began excusing themselves for previous engagements without dropping any money in the plate. Even previous supporters of the “sleepi= ng watchdog” have joined the ranks of his opponent. Better sit this one out Jerry. This race is not for the faint of heart= .

<= span style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'>          A disgruntled Northern Kentucky over-taxed payer who decided to get involved in politics and pledged to Ken that he would volunteer as a snitch, asked Ken why so many politicians and bankers showed up at fund-raisers.

Ken explained they run their campaigns like they do government. They collect all the campaign funds, put the money in the bank, then go out and buy yard sig= ns, TV ads, and hire people that Goof Doofus and Bitch McConnell no longer need= and do all this on their credit cards, so they can go to another fund-raiser fo= r a friend and give them a big check.

Ken said all the campaigns are run with the same money and the ones that lose f= ile bankruptcy and the ones that win get their money when the bank collapses and they get TARP Funds.

          Pat O’Reagan, Chairman of the Boondoggle County DemocRAT Faction of the Republican Party, spoke about the need for unity at the Christmas Diner on Saturday night. Pat said the fact = that he initially told Dr. Rand Paul's Northern Kentucky group that the Dr. could not speak at the dinner because Rat felt it necessary for him to give all o= ur present elected officials a chance to explain how they could team up with O= bama and make the mess our country is in even worse.

Pat said when the Rand's people decided to have a reception for Dr. Paul at the Marriott prior to the dinner, he realized how bad this made him look, and w= hen they sent a check for $1000 for two tables, he realized how important it wa= s to them to have this party unity and get another RINO like Trey Grayson electe= d so he could work with his friends Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and bring t= hat bacon home so Judge No Moore in 2010 could get his 250 miles of trails in Boondoggle County built with stimulus money and create more jobs to give ou= t to his friends, like Obama does.

Trey Grayson announced at the Boondoggle Christmas Gala that he, Barack Obama, B= itch McConnell, and Judge No Moore in 2010 had saved another job by adding Goof Doofus’ campaign manager that he no longer needs (Jeremy Hughes) to his campaign staff.

Trey said this should give all you unemployed Boondoggle County voters hope, just knowing that if you go back to school at NKU or Gateway Community, or maybe even Harvard and study political science, there are many opportunities for = you in four or six years when you finish your degree depending on which high sc= hool you attended.

Trey also said these are good Green Jobs, because they only require a computer to produce results and do not spew all those pollutants that are produced when= you dig coal. Ken CamBoo said "This is not going to play well in Pikeville= and Western Kentucky."

          Did Alecia Webb Edgington really= tell the Fishwrap that state government should cut costs before laying people of= f? Maybe she’ll suggest turning the lights off in rooms that are not being used and turning the heat down. This is what happens when you elect people to of= fice who worked for the government. Tea Partiers say Mrs. Edgington and the rest= of these bureaucRATS are in for a big surprise come election time when all tho= se unemployed people who work in the private sector are out there walking their subdivisions to ask their neighbor= s to throw their asses out of office.

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Finally, since= World Orgasm Day for Peace will definitely be celebrated on the Winter Solstice this year, Uptight Bitches = in Ft. Mitchell are planning to have their Fake Orgasms Party at the Fort Mitc= hell Country Club.

          And, this just in…you’ll never g= uess whose little girl wrote Santa a letter that said "Dear Santa, this yea= r, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer.”<= /strong>

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