— &n= bsp; S= pecial "Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky” E-dition —

= Wednesday, June 3, 2009

General Motors Collapses into Obama’s Waiting Arms

&nb= sp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

&= nbsp; ME= NSA Mensch Barry Austern says yesterday our Quote for Today Committee gave cred= it to the wrong guy (Oscar Wilde) for saying “What's good for the country is good for General Motors, and vice versa.”

   = ;         Oscar Wilde died in 1900. General Motors was founded in 1908. So it’s unlik= ely he made that quote. It was made by Charles Wilson, who at the time was GM's= CEO and later became Eisenhower’s Secretary of Defense.

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   = ;         Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says, back in 1953, GM's "Engine Charlie" Wilson said, "...For years I thought that what was good for our country was good for General Motors, and vice versa. Our company is too big. It goes with the welfare of the country." = (Recently some people have called this the “Misquote of the Century.”)

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   = ;         Our Mensa Mensch explains Wilson was misquoted, and it led, pretty much to his political downfall. What he s= aid was that what is good for the country is good for GM, and vice versa. What = he meant was that what was bad for the country was then bad for GM, but people interpreted it as what was good for GM was good for the country. The Broadw= ay Show “L'il Abner” had a song about one of its characters, Gener= al Bullmoose. "What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the USA,&qu= ot; obviously a takeoff on that.

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   = ;         Sometimes these guys from Mensa think they’re so damn intelligent.

            By the way, on Monday the Wall Street Journal reported that "General Moto= rs filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, marking the humbling of an American icon t= hat once dominated the global car industry and setting up a high-stakes gamble = for U.S. taxpayers." (You can read the rest of that story here)

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   = ;         Our Mexican-Looking Dude says, “Once a month, I get an OnStar report by e= mail from GM telling me how far I drove and when I did it. I wonder what the new major shareholder might be able to do with that sort of information. I understand that, on the newer GM cars, you can call OnStar if your vehicle = has been stolen and have it tracked or turned off. Sounds to me like more than a small potential for targeted and personallized federal regulation...just a thought.”

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         =    Our Ornery Obama Observer was sitting on his ba= ck deck grilling some 8-ounce filet mignon steaks for a few of his close frien= ds when the top of the hour news on 1480 WDJO mad him choke on his Bud Lite. "President Obama and his wife Michelle were spiffied up for their Satu= rday Night Date Night trip to New = York to see a Broadway play . . . " The Ornery One asks if he is the only o= ne pissed off about this? During a time of deep recession and a two-front war where so many Americans are sacrificing so much, these two Chicago Commies = are spending tens of thousands of over-taxed payer dollars an hour flying on Air Farce One to take their sorry asses to the Big Apple to party? And . . . an= d . . . and the lib lap dancers in the dinosaur media are covering it like some feel good story? C'mon. These two sorry assholes are totally out of touch. = The Observer warns you that while you are about to take a tax probe up the ass these two will continue partying like yahoos on payday.

            In a related story, our economics reporter J. Walter "Bruce" Lee of = the Kato Institute says that President-for-life Barack Hussein Idi Amin Dada Ob= ama has now officially sent the first verbal clue that we are all about to get taxed-out-the-ass-to-socialism when he recently told a limp-wristed C-SPAN interviewer that the United States is officially "OUT OF MONEY" And, the BHO ass-kissers in the mainstream media ignored it. Ho= ly Shit!

  &n= bsp;         Larry from Yorktown, Virginia says, “As u= sual when Obama does a flip flop he does it without public fanfare. In a letter = to West Virginia De= mocRAT Nick Rahall, Obama stated he would not block 42 of 48 mountaintop mine projects. Of course this has upset the tree huggers but apparently Obama fe= els the need to protect his votes with all of those poor people in the coal min= ing regions of Appalachia is more important than it is to keep those tree hugge= rs happy. Do you think he is that concerned about his vote count in 2012? Maybe the tree huggers who oppose these projects make up a small percentage of all those tree huggers out there. It must be tough being a DemocRAT, figuring o= ut which group of all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span vot= ers, you need to keep happy this week.

        = ;    In Columbus, B= uckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Monday night was Ohio's version of the Sermon on the Mount. John Kasich, the Conservative former congressman from Columbus announced his he would be running against Gayvenor Strickland at the Everal Barn in one of Westerville's beautiful city parks. Kasich address= ed a crowd of about 3,500 who heard Kasich say that he will help Conservatives t= ake Ohio back from t= he lackluster leadership of the current occupant of the governor's mansion. At= the moment, the Gayvenor doesn’t look too worried. =

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Seen in the crowd were SW Ohio's state rep's = Joe Uecker and Ron Maag. That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt took time out from honoring Murdering Muslims to attend and State Board of Education member Jeff Hardin was also in attendance.

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Hardin says he was impressed with Kasich's no nonsense education plan and his fisc= ally Conservative approach to state government. Manders also spotted former Ohio Attorney General “Sweaty Betty” Montgomery along with beautiful babes, Jeanette Moll, a congressional candidate who is a gun toti= ng mother of adopted handicapped children, and Lindsay Shuba, the blonde bombshell in little black dress. Shuba used to be the Southeastern Ohio GOP field repesentative. Kevin Servick and Joe Fork= in were in the crowd, as was Warren County's Lori Viars. Ohio AG candidate David Yost, and = Josh Mandel, the GOP treasurer candidate were seen in the crowd as well.

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Numerous county chairs were seen in the crowd. Pike, Fayette, Athens, and Washington County’s were there. Th= is is a far cry from the 40 people who surrounded Buckwheat Blackwell when he made his announcement at Hamil= ton County RINO Party Headquarters four years ago. Enthusiasm and numbers abounded. Could GOP chances actually be looking up for 2010?

  &n= bsp;         And where was "Taxkiller Tom" Brinkman when the RINOs gathered in Hyde Park to Wander in the Wilderness a= nd bemoan the bluing of Hami= lton County? “TaxKiller” was at the Tax Levy Review Committee Hearing, argui= ng against the Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune’s and David A. Pepper’s plans to put all those bleedi= ng heart levies on this year's ballot, including programs for prostitutes, alcoholics, and sexual perverts. Instead of sucking on a free beer and look= ing down at some bleached blonde's cleavage (actually, Brinkman says, “Any old cleavage will do.”), the "Taxkiller" was living up to h= is anti-taxer credentials, while That Local Insider Who’s Writing a Long-overdue Book About All That Wander= ing in the Wilderness Going On at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters says. “All those prostitutes, alcoholics, and sexual perver= ts in the Colin Powell/ Facebook Friends Wing of the GOP were paying $100 just to hear Chairman Alex Triantafilou’s (pronounced ‘Alex’) local and national vis= ion for the Party.”

  =           Meanwhile, getting ready for tonight’s big meeting at The Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club, “In Russ = We Trust” Jackson says you should check out his “Report to Hamilton County,” given to Chairman Alex two months ago (see a copy of it here),= which seems to be totally missing from “Old Blue Face’s” local and national vision for the Party= .

  =           And how annoyed at Chairman Alex (because his n= ame wasn’t included on the invitation was long-time loyal leader of the l= ocal Republican Party) was $tan Che$ley? We understand our Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney plans to get even by organizing a protest on June 14 (Flag D= ay) to the Cincinnati Tea Party’s and Cincinnati Project 912’s Rally for Freedom in Southwest Ohio. How despicable would that be? <= /b>

        = ;    And wouldn’t you know it, those wild and crazy guys at “Not the Fishwrap” liked our illustration of Alex T, Mall Cop GOP so much, the= y even came up with an idea for a new Summer Action Series. “Alex T., Mall C= op GOP, Working Hamilton County, Spreading “Blue” cheer, helping Republicans Disappear.” (Check out the pilot ep= isode here.)

  &n= bsp;         Meanwhile in the Killing Fields of Cincinnati,<= i> three more homicides were adde= d to Cincinnati’s Official Whistleblower/ Smith & Wesson/ TV Coroner O= dell Owens Press Conference/ Mark Mallory “Stop the Violence” Billboards/ David A. Pepper “Public Safety is My First Priority/ “JayWalking Joe” Deters "This Guy is Scum" Murder Count. A nineteen-year old mother, her toddler child and a 3-year old girl she was caring for were found dead early Tuesday morning in t= heir East Thirteenth Street apartment.

=             Laketa's Facebook says: Join me Thursday evenin= g for a campaign fundraiser at Crowl= ey's Pub from 5-7. I hope I can count on your support! Sincerely, Laketa. P.S. I hope Dohoney remembers to turn his cell phone on! It might come in handy.

=             Commenting Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo= 217;s reaction to Hamilton County Sheriff Sheriff Si Leis’ request to spend $98,6= 91 from a Homeland Security grant for a 25-foot sport cabin boat to pat= rol the Ohio River keeping power plants and bridges safe from terrorists, “Ja= ywalking Joe” Deters explains, “Yes, the Ohio River is owned by KY but the targets that Leis would be protecting= are not. Don’t expect KY to expend any money protecting a power pla= nt in Ohio just because one of its borders happen to be on our river. Homeland Securi= ty is the biggest boondoggle in the history of our nation, but if Leis doesn't accept the money, some other greedy sheriff will. As scary as it may s= eem, the D-RATS on the Hamilto= n County Commission m= ight have it right this time. Semper Si is just doing what Homeland Securit= y is asking of him, even if it seems ridiculous to think the Taliban is targeting California, OH, or one of the other many potential targets on the river.= 221;

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= ;           Heywood Jablome says the Blue Ash Police Dept has reached a new level in goofiness = with the introduction of the department’s first "Pride Book."&nb= sp; There are several pictures of the spineless administration and local clown-cil. The rank and file thought it was a joke when they viewed it initially. Then the Pride Book was promptly renamed the "Gay Pri= de Book."

  &n= bsp;         Our Sorehead in Sycamore wonders why he continu= es to receive those e-mail newsletters from David A. Pepper. Sorehead says, I nev= er asked, requested, or wanted any. However, any e-mail communications I send = him about a county issue is always ignored. It makes one wonder: if Pepper cann= ot handle a county issue, how will he handle state issues as Ohio’s Auditor?”

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        = ;    Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were curious about the BlowerR= 17;s long-awaited series exposing criminality in the Cincinnati Fire Department,= and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained that <= /strong>for many months, we’ve been telling Persons of Consequence on the Whistleblower’s Exclusive E-Mail List about multiple scandals and the continuing criminality in the Cincinnati Fire Department. The fire department is a crime wave in itself, with a constant string of firefighters being arrested for drug trafficking, theft, substance abuse, drunk driving, disorderly conduct, stealing fire department equipment, and selling it on E-bay, and drunkenly crashing a vehicle into a state highway patrol car, am= ong others. Additionally, there is a tidal wave of firefighter and administrative misconduct, on-duty and off-duty. Kane said, “Ma= ybe we need a special edition one of these days to start things off.

Bluegrass Belligerence

        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he's sure the local news media will not be covering the big Confederate Memorial Day Parade in his city today. Confederate Memorial Day, as all Blower readers know, is officially celebrated in Ken= tucky on June 3, because Confederate President Jefferson Davis was born on that d= ate in 1808 in Fairview= , Kentucky. For those of you who don't k= now where Fairview is, it's near Hopkinsville, wherever in the hell that= is.

        = ;   Hurley the Historian says he learned at a Memor= ial Day parade how hookers came to be in Northern Kentuc= ky. According to noted historian Mumford Tadwell, the term “hooker” owes its origin to former Campbell County politician Ezekial Hooker, a handsome fi= gure of a man who, during Civil War days, spent so much time in the red-light district of Newport= that the area became known as "Hooker's District."

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=         = ;    It followed, then, that the ladies who earned t= heir living in the bawdy houses of the district were called "hookers."=

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=         = ;   No wonder Phyllis on Madi= son wonders why they don't have a ceremony to honor Civil War heroes like Gener= al Hooker at the Piece Bell in Newport. Maybe they could get Jerry Spr= inger to say a few words, that's if he's ever in town, or at least remembers to b= ring his checkbook.

   = ;         That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Howard Dean’s “I still = want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags on their pickup trucks.= We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of DemocRATS.” Yeah, right! Bluegrass Republicans really went for Obama in a big way.

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   = ;         Congressman Goof Doofus wonders if he’d get more votes if he told people he and Jefferson Davis were related?

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   = ;        Meanwhile on Channel 19 News, Trish the Dish just figured out why Confederate Memorial Day isn’t celebrated as a National Holiday. Trish says, “It’s because the South lost, right?”

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CONFEDERATE MEMORIAL DAY HOT LINE

Rebel Links of the D= ay

The Confederate Soldi= er Song

Tribute to the Confed= erate Fallen (Wearing of the Gray)

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