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— Special “Liberal Name-calling” E-dition —

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

“Sexted” Education

   = ;        One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to see some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equa= lly vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ comments are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

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        = ;    We received several e-mails = about Jessica’s Logan’s tragic death, after her nude cell-phone photo - meant for her boyfriend's eyes only – wound up on the internet.= Most people asked why Jessica Logan’s parents are looking for laws to prev= ent “sexting.” Is parenting now the job of the state? How abo= ut this solution instead: stop buying your kids cell phones, turn off the TV, = and teach them right from wrong. Lesson #1: don’t have sex until you̵= 7;re married.

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   = ;         And our good friend Bobby Le= ach says, “So this is where 40 years of sex education and women's liberation; brought to a ‘head’= by the alley-cat morals of Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton have led us? Seems to us from the time Miss Lewinsky stood upright, wiped h= er chin and hung up that blue dress, Western culture has been brought to its knees.

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   = ;         “There was a time that Hef's bunnies with even the hint of below navel exposure was airbrushed out of existence and it was still considered racy and vilified by the likes of&nbs= p; Bella Abzug, Gloria Steinem, and their army of Feminazis. Now any child can surpass Hugh's raunchiest and = make Larry Flynt pop wheelies with delight. Is it any wonder? When we were growi= ng up, sex was hinted and alluded to. On TV, Lucy and Desi slept in different beds. Now on the shows they sleep in the same bed, but with different partn= ers possibly of the same sex. Words like ‘Easy’ and ‘FastR= 17; were indicators of success. Back then, we had names for girls like that, an= d we hoped “Prom Date” was one of them. There were always the sports analogies like, 'Did You Score?’ and getting on ‘base.’ Hell, stealing second on a date, sent most normal boys home, straight to their room for a little batti= ng practice. Rounding third and heading home really was more fantasy than real= ity. Sheer locker room talk.

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        = ;    “E-mail didn't exist, an= d if you wanted to take an instant picture, you had to borrow the Polaroid camera dad kept in the top drawer of the dresser. Now every teenager’s cell-phone is a camera and can access the internet making anyone who wishes= to be, a publisher of pornography. Who pays for it? Odds are the parents. So t= hat makes you the facilitators, you provide the tools and the access for this behavior and yet you want to blame others. You want new laws making other children sex criminals for passing around a photo that your children took of themselves and distributed to other children. Again we ask: who provided yo= ur child with the cell phone, camera, and e-mail account?

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   = ;         “We're all subjected 24-= 7 to Smiling Bob, Viagra, Cialais, Trojan, and Extends commercials on TV and rad= io. There’s sex in TV shows, teen movies, and music. Social network sites, that are little more than trolling grounds for 13-years olds named Larry, w= ho in reality are on parole after spending not enough time in prison for child molestation. Any wonder that the children of today with little parental supervision mimic what they are fed daily by their role models and public figures?

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   = ;         “Even the baby on the E-Trade commercial get ‘sexted’ by a ‘Bad Girl' on one of the= TV spots. Which baby do we bust? Do we start in the womb with the first Ultra sound image with the obvious gender attributes are on display? Or do we take control at home. Maybe take the computer out of their bedroom and into the kitchen where homework used to get done. Do they really need a camera phone= ? Do they really need a cell phone? It's time to write laws, but not by the politicians, lawyers, or some advocacy g= roup exploiting distraught families. It's time for the parents to be adults and write the laws at home, if they don't obey those rules at home, they certainly wo= n't obey any others.”

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Cash for Trash

      = ;      Treasury Timmy's newly-unveiled economic plan/fund is useless and a farce. It is obsce= nely wrong. It's going to fai= l.

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   = ;         Let's look = at some relevant financial history. In 1932, the Banksters (rhymes with Gangsters) put together a similar fund then called “Stars a= nd Stripes Forever.” That hoax, just like the one today, was, and i= s, built on propping up zombie banks such as Citibank, Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, and Bank of America and worthless financial institutions. The funds were/are set up to prop up worthless investments.

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         =    In the 1920’s, National City Bank employed 1,900 b= ond salesmen to push worthless bonds from various countries like Mexico and Hungary, just as other institutions have now done with Germany and oth= er countries as well as here in the U.S. 35 banks pumped $100 million in 1932 money into The ”Stars and Stripes Forever” bond fund to bu= y these worthless assets at inflated prices from investors. Needless to say, it fai= led, as will the Geithner plan/fund fail.

=             These Banksters should be taken over by the FDIC in bankruptcy receivership, and the healthy portion of their banks should remain open to = the public during standard reorganization. Trillions of derivative contracts sh= ould be abrogated as failing the test of the Glass-Steagall law, which should no= w be immediately readopted as an emergency measure by Congress. =

=             As Obama keeps saying that banks are reluctant to lend, so the government has to do this kind of thing to make them lend again, why then doesn’t the government itself lend to consumers and small businesses directly? Cut out the middleman and since the government doesn’t pay obscene salaries and bonuses, it can lend at very competitive rates and fee= s, even while making money for the taxpayers. Is it somehow “unconstitutional” to help out citizens?=

=             Obama must fire Larry Summers (whom he is slating to head the Federal Reserve), and give Village Idiot Timmy a clerk position in the Treasury Department, and assign him to read Alexander Hamilton’s Report on Manufactures and Report on Credit, and Larouche’s Homeowners and Bank Protection Act. Evidently Timmy never has. He lives in a d= ream world.

=             Congress passed the Glass Steagall Act in 1933 and broke up the JP Morgan bank in 1935. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and now Timmy, = were just fine with letting Goldman Sachs' archenemy Lehman Brothers fall into bankruptcy last September, why not more now? These banks knowingly and criminally got themselves into this me= ss and they should be allowed to fail.

=             NY Attorney General Andrew Cuomo announced late Monday that 15 of the top 20 AIG bonus folks had contacted his office, agreeing to give their entire bonus back. How interesting an aggressive state attorney general can get these folks to respond and come across with the mo= ney, while Village Idiot Timmy didn't even think about taking the first step.

=             As a footnote, New Yor= k financial firm Goldman Sachs, you know, the one that's really controlling the country's economic engine, is claiming it "didn't really need" the $12 billion we gave them through AIG, and that their money is hedged elsewhere. If they are lying, they should give the mo= ney back. Secondly, then they should give the money back.

  =           The media keeps giving face time to Bill Gross, chairman of the huge PIMCO bond fund, who is now giving interview after interview saying how wonderful the bank rescue plan is, delightedly calling it a "win-win-w= in plan". The problem is, he and the media forget to tell us Gross = himself was one of the major writers of the plan. =

  =           Again, the NY financial firm Goldman Sachs' control is all over this bank rescue plan. Last fall, investor Warren= Buffett, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd C. Blankfein and Bill Gross approached the Treasury Department with their contrived idea of taking toxic assets off the financi= al institutions' hands. How convenient. And now Gross is all over the place, pushing this plan, telling us how wonderful it is. In reality, the plan is obscenely bad= .

        = ;    Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says Wall Street ends Monday nearly 500 points up, but what = will tomorrow bring? Lately the Barack Market is like our politicians, doing a l= ot of flip flops. Maybe it is because the government is getting too involved in the public sector. Their habits are rubbing off. After witnessing the event= s of the past week I think George B= ush should have named his education program "No Dumbass Left Behind."= Our beloved Congress was able to stir up those 63.5 million dumbass voters with= the news of the 165 million in retention bonuses that were paid out by AIG and = how they are wasting taxpayers money but those 63.5 million dumbasses couldn't remember (short attention span) that Congre= ss passed a bill with $7.7 BILLION in PORK. Henceforth I will thank God every = day that I went to a private school. We should be closing down the public schools instead of GITMO.

        = ;    Our regularly-reviled politi= cal pundit William F. Wisniewski wants to remind the 63.5 million brain-dead zombies who elected this nation’s first Socialist president, somethin= g of tremendous importance. While President Barack Hussein Obama has been picking NCAA bracket results on ESPN, laughing it up with the humorless Steve Croft= on “60 Minutes” and heartlessly bashing retards on the Tonight Sho= w, he has also been lying through his teeth. Despite all of BHO’s talk of fiscal responsibility and accountability, the Democrat-controlled Congressi= onal Budget Office reluctantly admits that BHO’s 2009/2010 budget proposal will add another $2.3 TRILLION dollars to the national debt. In fact, the C= BO predicts that annual budget deficits will soar to levels “higher than what the US economy can effectively manage” over the next ten years because of BHO’s proposals. Since the President is obviously a very intelligent = man who knows the likely outcome of piling up all of this back-breaking spendin= g is an economy washed away in a tsunami of red ink . . . what is he really tryi= ng to accomplish?

   = ;         Over at Scrappleface, Scott = Ott says after “Backdoor Barney” Frank, D-MA, admitted he feared a Supre= me Court ruling on homosexual marriage because "that homophobe Antonin Scalia has too many votes on this current Court", = the associate justice called on all Americans to "have patience with Rep. Frank as he struggles with his heterophobia." Read the rest of Scott’= ;s story here.

        = ;    Anne McKinney is a Knoxville, Tennessee attorney who cut her teeth as an IRS Staff Attorney. She composed and sang this for the attending attorneys at a continuing legal education semin= ar she taught last Thursday. Many there suggested she take it further, so Anne passed her video on to The Blower. You may view it here.

        = ;    Finally, because everybody deserves a bailout, the Bank of Obama has a way for you to get your share of Obama’s Trillion Dollar Porkulus Boondoggle. To get your share, click here.
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Paavo Jarvi Takes the Fifth

        = ;    Paavo Jarvi, conductor of the Cincinnati symphony orchestra, had his attorney ent= er a plea of not guilty in court on Tuesday on drunk driving charges. Last week, Jarvi was found passed out drunk in his car which was stopped on Columbia Parkway with the engine still running. He failed the field sobriety test and refused a breathalyzer test. C= incinnati symphony executives applaud his public drunkenness and have no intention of disciplining the conductor whose main job is standing waving a little stick= at musicians. Jarvi was unavailable to appear in the court hearing Tuesday.&nb= sp; Maybe he was passed out, drunk at his boyfriend’s Indian Hill house? Cincinnati area Mothers Against Drunk Driving condemn Jarvi, a= nd MADD is mad The Fishwrap did not even contact them for a comment.

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   = ;         Friday night, James Gaffigan will be conducting Beethoven’s Fifth, that̵= 7;s if they can get another bottle, since Paavo drank the one they had.

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   = ;         Bernard Watson, the non-white, Morning News face on Channel 9 “Substantially True” News Stands for News slurs his words... maybe he needs to be pu= lled over by the cops in Fairfax.... Monday he said “NEWTON” (Newtown) and Murrymon (Mariemont) in reference to the story about the proposed Marie= tta Martin basting.

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   = ;         As always, all Racial Healing Items in the Whistleblo= wer (like the one above) have been approved by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).

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   = ;         Monday at noon, WKRC Local 12’s Anna Townsend read the story of the tragic d= eath of the ultra light pilot who was killed last Sunday in the crash of his cra= ft in Boone County, Kentucky. The only problem was, the crash occurred in Brown County, Ohio.

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   = ;         Lucy from Lebanon has a perfect example of the "dog and pony show" that school=

administrators co= nstantly play on us over-taxed payers. They cut busing in order to get the parents a= nd kids working for each new levy. They try to make the kids and parents= as miserable as possible.    The blatant lie they perpetuate is that they don't have money to = pay for busing or sports. Yet sports programs generally pay for themselves and = the state sends the busing money right on time.

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   = ;         Also in Lebanon, City Attorney Mark Yurick says police dispatcher Becky Hughes resigned after she got caught blowing her boyfriend David Dakins at the station. Yurick sa= ys “it could've potentially distracted her from doing her job." Of course, BJ Becky could’ve been multi-tasking, but which "job" was Yurick referring to?

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   = ;         Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose to paraphrase a line f= rom Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”: “Alas, poor Yurick, she blew him well.”

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   = ;         Meanwhile, Lust in his Heart in Lebanon wants to know how he can get a job at the police station, if you know what = we mean.

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   = ;         Cincinnati Bell customers who subscribe to a “high speed internet/unlimited long distance” bundle might want to examine their bills closely, as they m= ay be getting billed an extra $19.95 every month from some fly-by-night long distance carrier called “USBI.” (a sleazy Texas company called US Billing, Inc.)= USBI bills you without authorization – this is called “slamming= ” - so you have to ask >Cincinnati Bell to block them= , as your long distance is already paid for in the bundle. So where, you m= ight ask, Is the Ohio Attorney General on this blatant fraud? Oh, probably= up in Columbus “sexting” with Marc Dann.

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= ;           J. Kevin Kelley, one of the cabal of Democrooks in = Cuyahoga County (Cl= eveland) has finally resigned from the suburban Parma school board. Kelley has been under federal investigation since July, 2008, for possible fraud and other charges. Kelley, a county employee, came under suspicion after he had a luxurious custom su= mmer house built on a resort lake. The Parma superintendent welcomed Kelley's decision to stop down. Members of the Forest Hills Board of Education are: (from le= ft) Board Member Forest Heis, Vice President Tracy Huebner, Board President Julie Bissinger, Board Member Randy Smith and Board Member Richard Neumann.

&nb= sp;           Hurley the Historian says on this d= ate in 1911, the Triangle Shirtwaist Company factory in New York City burned down, killing 145, and curiously, $tan Che$ley didn’t get a dime of that settlement money.

&nb= sp;           We still are not able to publish the double top secret results of that Wandering in the Wilderness Questionnaire before the Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club has a chance to deliver its report to Hamilton Coun= ty RINO Party next week. But we think Award-winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s latest masterpiece titled “The Godfather Made Alex= an Offer He Couldn't Refuse” might be part of it.

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= ;           Finally, because of growing public outcry about Persons of Inconsequence fraudulently subscribing to The Whistleblower, newly minted United Nations Judge Mark Painter, a long-time subscriber, convened the bipartisan Che$ley-Deters High Commission on the Crisis of Inconsequence, which is expected to deliver indictments and final judgments to a long list of defendants who misreprese= nted themselves as consequential movers and shakers.

= ;           And don’t forget, sometimes we just remove other people without listing t= heir names, because those people are just too inconsequential to mention.

      = ;    Today, the Che$ley-Deters (because $tan Che$ley ALWAYS gets top billing over Deter= s) High Commission on the Crisis of Inconsequence has handed down a group indictment. The entire Forrest Gump $chool Board Board of Education (from l= eft: Board Member Forest Heis, Vice President Tracy Huebner, Board President Jul= ie Bissinger, Board Member Randy Smith, and Board Member Rich “.019” Neumann)= has been indicted as inconsequential for one simple reason: They were stupid en= ough to put a humongous tax hike on the May ballot during Obama’s worst recession in history.

= ;           So long, Gumpers, you’re off the list!

= ;           And if you want to know why nobody on the Forrest Gump $chool Board isn’t planning to respond to Jeanie Peter’s letter to the editor blasting their wonderful tax hike on the May ballot, o= ur Sensuous Granny is locked and loaded. How great a sidekick our Sensuous Gra= nny would make on Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s TV show.

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Bluegrass Battles=

        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says The Blower has known for months that Boondoggle County Commissioner Cathy Flaig would be running for the Judge Exe= cutive job in 2010. Mrs. Flaig released a statement last week announcing her intentions and The Blower made an executive decision not to comment until Patsy Crowley did, just to see how long it would take. Well Tuesday, Patsy finally got around to making the announcement that there will be a wa= r in Burlington in 2009 and 2010.

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   = ;         Ken says it will be interesting to see if Judge No Moore in 2010 turns those gr= een VOTE FOR THE PARK FUND signs inside out and asks for your vote to keep Boone County green by adding a nice Obama walking trail through the Judges neighborhood, at least until the creek comes up and washes it all away. Ken says when he asked Mrs. Flaig if the over-taxed payers of Boondoggle County could expect walking trails through their subdivisions, she responded that = her top priority would be to keep people in offices and factories in the county= and try to keep them out of people’s back yards.

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   = ;         Ken CamBoo says it will be interesting to see if the Chairman of the Boondoggle County Republican Party, Mr. Pat O’Reagan tries to throw Mrs. Flaig o= ut of the party for not asking his permission to run for office. Ken says it l= ooks like this will be the race of the big guys against the little guys. If Secretary of State Trey Grayson and his wife endorse the Judge Defective ju= st like they did his Park Tax, this could be another 70% to 30% election. Patsy Crowley said Turfway Park President Bob Elliston said Judge No Moore in 2010 will have lots of money to buy the election and Ken says he wonders if the Representatives and Senators in Frankfort can now put the casino thing to r= est, because Mr. Elliston has been telling them that he is going broke.

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   = ;         Judge No Moore in 2010 wrote The Blower to say now that Cathy Flaig has jumped in the race, he has decided to run as bo= th a DemocRAT and a Republican to give all his friends a chance to vote for him.=

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   = ;         Ken CamBoo says this will indeed be a war and Mrs. Flaig will soon find out who= her friends are and as we say in politics, who her half-friends are. Ken says we could all be surprised if folks ask the judge not to run, so he doesn’= ;t embarrass the DemocRAT Faction of the Republican Party in Boondoggle County. Ken says the Judge could take a job with the Beshear Administration, perhaps keeping track of where all that Obama stimulus money is being spent. That c= ould open up the possibility of running as a DemocRAT against Senator Bunning. <= o:p>

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   = ;         And did the Northern Kentucky Health Department spend tax dollars to run a full page ad in the Sunday Fishwrap to thank restaurants for being smoke free?&n= bsp; That is a good use of tax dollars, especially when it was not quite truthful. Since when is = Campbell Lodge home for boys a restaurant? The White Castle at 12th and Madiso= n in Covington is smoke free, that is good since the building was torn down by t= he Commonwealth a year ago (in a questionable eminent domain case but that is a different story). How many Papa John's, Domino's and other carry out or delivery only restaurants are on the list. Last I checked there are no seats in Papa John's, are seat= s and tables a requirement to be considered a restaurant?

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   = ;         Maybe that’s why folks are hurrying to get their subscriptions renewed for = The Blower, since the Fishwrap probably won’t be around to see the en= d of this one. Let’s face it, Patsy’s paper doesn't even make a good fish wrap anymore. You mig= ht as well use a brown Kroger bag.

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          Remember= : We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn g= lad we don’t, especially Fishwrappers.

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