— Special “More Mileage, Less Smog” E-dition —

= Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Obama Insults Another Group

   &nb= sp;     One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

        = ;    Commenting on the way Obama dissed poli= ce on Peace Officers Memorial Day last Friday, Sgt. Friday says he’s sure t= he president had more pressing issues to focus on than attending a ceremony for the widows, parents, and children of fallen police officers. It is understandable he may have needed to miss the ceremony for a more urgent matter. But, at the time of the ceremony Obama was giving a tour of the Whi= te House to the 2008 World Series champion Philadelphia Phillies. Sgt. Friday says Obama’s dissing the police is nothing new. Look what they did last year during Obama’s historic campa= ign. (Officers: Memori= al Used As Porta-Potty Pit Stop At Obama Rally) Note the flag is still at = half staff.

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   = ;         And how about when NFL Defensive Player of the Year James Harrison passed on a = trip to the White House with the Pi= ttsburgh Steelers on Thursday? "I don't feel the need to go, actually," Harrison told Pittsburgh station WTAE-TV. "I don't feel like it's that big a deal to me."<= o:p>

   = ;         D-RATS are claiming they’re standing behind Nutty Nancy Pelosi 1000% over charges that she’s lying about having been briefed by the CIA. Kind of reminds you of George McGovern’s vote of confidence in Tom Eagleton, doesn’t it?

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=             Commenting on Monday’s Survey For The Gul= lible (featured in Monday’s Blower) being conducted by That Major Political Party Still Trying to Reach Those 56 Million Voters All Across Our Country = Who Did Not Vote For Obama, John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph s= ays we forgot the last question: “Do you believe th= at Satan, the Prince of Darkness, and Master of Evil would be a better candida= te to run against Obama in 2012 than Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, or Bob Barr?" That should get real conservatives angry enough to cough up $1,000 instead of $500 to the incompetent and totally clueless ‘major political part’ running this scam survey.”

= ;           Over at The Cincinnatus Standard, Publisher Steve Fritsch says this could be the time, starting in 2010 and then 2012, where we all look back and point to t= he exact moment where the DemocRATS started pounding nails into their own coff= ins. The big question is will the GOP be ready to take advantage of this. Just because power may fall back into their laps does not mean that it will permanently stay there. Let's hope those running the GOP -- from the county level to the national level -- are working day and night on a sound strateg= y so that when their opportunity comes again, they do not blow it like they did between 2002-2006.

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Obama’s Economic Crisis

        = ;    U.S. Treasury Secretary, the weird Timmy Geithner, has launched a push to install "clearinghouses" as his weapon against another systemic collapse = of the derivative markets. As with all the financial missions of the Oba= ma administration, this proposal happened after extensive consultation with Timmy's bankster cronies such as Goldman Sachs, people who believe the financial system should help the financial bank elite and their lobbyists, = and especially Goldman Sachs.

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   = ;         What could go wrong? First, the clearinghouse will have no substantial mon= ey to prevent an AIG-type disaster, which is right now only $80 billion. Secondly, Timmy will force only "standardized" derivatives into clearinghouse exchanges. "Customized" derivatives will not = be publicly traded and will still remain secretive, so they can do whatever th= ey wish.

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   = ;         So how good is Timmy's "clearinghouse" idea? Worthless. = As long as the banksters write the rules, the rules will only benefit the banksters. More "public-be-damned" policies of the Obama administration.

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   = ;         On another note, did anyone see Professor Elizabeth Warren's appearance on TV, discussing the credit card Bill of Rights proposal? It’s mostly noteworthy because she's had her hair styled and showed a bit of décolletage. Not bad, Liz.

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More Long-winded Conservative Editorials

        = ;    Our under-the-radar reporter William F. Wisniewski marvels at how the lib lap dancers in the media continue to perpetuate the myth of how cool and compet= ent President Barack Hussein Obama is. One story in Slate reads that Obama is a “ruthless decider who seeks common ground.” Decider? Is this the same President Barack Hussein Obama who announced that there would be no inquiry into interrogation methods after the 911 attacks only to change his mind the next day? Then released CIA memos and informed the world that interrogation photos were soon to follow? Then informed his staff to fight = the release of the photos? And what common ground has BHO sought? He rammed thr= ough the so-called stimulus bill and his debt laden budget bill over the decimat= ed remnants of the defeated GOP. Several sources have reported that during meetings earlier this year the President coldly informed Republican leaders that they lost and needed to shut up. The Wizzer therefore concedes the man= tle of ruthlessness to BHO.

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   = ;         The Wizzer also wants us to know that he doesn’t mind the fact that Mike Barnicle are Maureen Dowd constantly plagiarizing his writing. The Wizzing = One just wishes they would use some of the good stuff for a change!<= /span>

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   = ;         Harry the Cable Guy wants to know where the follow-up reporting is on BHO’s European Apology Tour. Two months ago we were inundated with glowing report= s of how European leaders loved the President and his beautiful First Lady as th= ey made the America Sucks circuit. The media virtually guaranteed us that BHO was gaining cooperation and restoring respect from these Old Wor= ld leaders. Surely they would now help us battle the jihadists and deal with t= he world’s deepening economic concerns. What has happened since? Not one damn thing. Zip. Nada. Absolutely friggin’ nothing! But you would nev= er know that from the American media.

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   = ;         Our Ornery Obama Observer has some soothing words for his friends who have concluded that America is lost . . . that we are irrevocably destined for t= he same stagnant fate as the European and South American socialists. The Ornery One has been listening to his associates lament that America’s pop culture youth is hopelessly in love with the rock star Obama and that deep devotion will guarantee him at least a second term and enough time to push whatever is left of capitalism and the free market out of our floundering economy. The Ornery One advises us not to lose hope quite yet. He reminds us that there is something America’s youth loves even more than BHO. They love themselves more than anything. And when today’s college students see the effect of limited opportunities= and higher taxes resulting from Obama’s crushing debt . . . the self-absorption of America’s youth may very well save the day.

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   = ;         Our economic reporter J. Walter “Bruce” Lee of the Kato Institute wonders if you heard about President Barack Hussein Obama’s admission= in a recent speech that the debt he himself is creating is UNSUSTAINABLE. Bruce doubts it since virtually all of the media is in the bag for Obama. You mig= ht think it odd for BHO to make such an admission. And, you might also think t= hat BHO is happy it wasn’t reported. Dr. Lee doesn’t think so. You = see, our friend from the Kato Institute thinks this is our President beginning to prepare us for what has always been coming next . . . massive tax increases. The President will tell us he tried . . . he did everything he could . . . = but he has no choice but to raise EVERYONE’S TAXES. Don’t fall for = it. That has been Obama’s plan all along.

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More About the Gayvenor’s Ethical Administration

        = ;    In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Anthony Gutierrez, the one-time condo-mate and aide to Disgraced former DemocRAT Attorney General Marc Dann, yesterday became the first person to answer to criminal charges stemming fr= om Dann's scandal-shortened term in office. Gutierrez pleaded not guilty to al= l 10 charges. Meanwhile, Ohio RINO Party Chairman Kevin DeWussie issued a statem= ent about the resignation of Gayvenor Strickland's development director, who ow= es more than $150,000 in back taxes and penalties: "This is a serious lapse in judgement (sic) by the Strickland administration.R= 21; Damn! You can’t get much more hard-hitting than that.

= ;           Trying to change the subject from her Ohio Elections Commission complaint about that little flyer Dr. Kevorkian distributed just prior to the 2008 Election, That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Di= tch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt sent out an over-taxed payer funded e-mail telling everybody how really patriotic she was going to be on Memorial Day.

   = ;         Sunday’s latest front-page style-over-substance puff piece promoting Cincinnati̵= 7;s Dainty DemocrAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s image said he’s taken more than three dozen junkets, including ones to China, Germany, Paris, Jerusale= m, and Ukraine. Isn’t that a junket a month?

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   = ;         Checking out prices at this year’s Distaste of Cincinnati (coming up this weekend), mo= rbidly obese members at yesterday’s Weight Gainer’s Meeting wondered h= ow much it would cost if you only ate one of every item offered.   <= o:p>

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   = ;         At the Hamilton County Administrati= on Building (during wo= rking hours, of course), the “Citizen for Pepper Committee” rolled out Devious DemocRAT David A. Pepper’s campaign web site for state audito= r. Why is there only one “Citizen for Pepper?” With all of Papa Pepper’s money, you might’ve thought there would’ve been more.

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   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1862 Lincoln signed the Homestead Act, but unfortunately, thanks to our Disingenuous DemocRA= T County Auditor (who was permitte= d to run unopposed by those geniuses at 700 Walnut Street) some of the property owners in = Hamilton County are still waiting for their Ho= mestead exemptions.

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        = ;    Several days ago we told you about a convicted sex offender, David Bowling, 47, who was staying at the heinous Volunteers of Americ= a sex offender shelter. Volunteers of A= merica, with their usual negligence, sent Bowling to University Hospital= for treatment of mental health issues but didn't send anyone to accompany h= im back to the shelter. Surprise, he never returned. Fortunately, = the Cincinnati police found him wandering in downtown Cincinnati and arr= ested him. Keep in mind Chris Lohrman, the incompetent director of VOA, bri= ngs down $247,000 per year in salary and his snotty wife Marilyn gets $154,000 a year.

   = ;         Still wondering why you haven't heard from the Forrest Gump School District aft= er their $500-per-person tax hike went down in flames? You have, but you just missed it. Superintendent Patzwald quoted the beheaded Anne Boleyn: "Aaaarrrggh!"

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   = ;         Wouldn’t it be sad if there was an eighth grade math teacher at Three Rivers Middle School who has had two years to obtain certification to remain teaching at = that level Nice guy, but he failed to take the courses to obtain this certification. So, he is being moved to a seventh grade classroom, and the seventh grade teacher, against her will, is being moved to fifth grade = so he can take her classroom. We call that “Collateral Damage.R= 21;

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   = ;         After receiving an e-mail invite from the Hamilton County RINO Party promoting th= eir Wandering in the Wilderness Fund-raiser on June 1, folks at the Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club wondered if the so-called “vision speech” people will be hearing will be the same one “Old Blue Face” gave them on April Fool’s Day. Maybe Alex’s Great W= hite hope to beat Cincinnati’s Girly Mayor will be there too. And our Quote for Today Committee wonders if there’ll be a sign over the door: “Abandon Hope All Who Enter Here.”

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   = ;         Also in Anderson, Trustee “In Russ We Trust” = Jackson got an e-mail invitation to Foxy Roxy’s City Clown-cil Campaign Kickoff. Maybe Alex would like to endo= rse our Fabulous Babe too.

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        = ;    Now here’s a picture of a local guy, co-staring in that film "Beowul= f: Prince of the Geats," at the Sharonville Fine Arts Center next month. = Can you guess his identity?

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   = ;         Finally, our Clermont Crusader says the private law practice of the Portly Prosecutor Don White, has a summer interim working for them. How does one get to work for such a preeminent attorney such as White? While in Klermont Kounty, it is always not what you know but who you know. In this case, the young lad working for the Prosecuting Attorney is none other than the s= on of the Criminal Defense Attorney and County Commissioner Scott Croswell. Yep, that's right -- only in Klermont Kounty could the Prosecuting Attorney and a Over-stuffed and Over-priced Defense Attorney be in such clo= se cahoots that the former would hire the latter's son for the summer.

Bluegrass Blasts =

        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Congress= man Goof Doofus showed up at a press conference and promised to put everything = on the line to save all those jobs at Zimmer Chrysler in Florence, after Chrys= ler announced its decision to terminate its dealership agreement. Former employ= ees at the Ford Transmission Plant in Batavia remember when That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt promised the = same thing and then went out and bought a Chevy Tahoe. Those 64 Zimmer Chrysler employees are do= omed.

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  =           Guess which Northern Ken= tucky Judge, while on a call to respond to law enforcement in regard to setting bonds, left his cell phone in a saloon. When authorities tried to reach him during those early morning hours, his phone was answered by the bartender. =

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  =           It is being reported on Patsy Crowley’s b= log (which has been reduced to one page just like the Fishwrap) that The Republ= ican Party of Kentucky= is holding a fund-raiser for State Senator John Schickel at the Cornerstone Farm in Richwood. The title of the fund-raiser is “Pickles and Weiners,” and The Blower suggests if you add roasted corn and beer, y= ou better double the port-o-lets.

  =           The list of guests includes Congressman Goof Do= ofus, Secretary of State Trey Grayson retired State Senator Dick Roeding, Senator Katie Stine, and Senate Floor Leader Dan Kelley. Missing from the list were= the rest of the Northern Kentucky delegation= and Senator “BeanBall Jim” Bunning. The Blower wonders why Patsy didn’t ask if this is how the Northern Kentuck= y delegation is split over the Bunning question. But a question like th= at would probably get Patsy disinvited from a lot of free beer and roasted cor= n.

  =           In a related story, Judge No Moore in 2010 had = a poll taken over the weekend to ask the Boondoggle County voters if they believe = it was he or Trey Grayson that was responsible for that Park Fund Tax in Boondoggle County last year. The Judge said that neither he nor his w= ife who also works for the government, made a commercial for that tax, but noted that Mrs. Grayson who also gets paid by government grants through Vision 20= 15 did appear on the Park Fund Tax literature in favor of more taxes for the residence of Boondoggle County.

  =           Anti-taxers in Boondoggle County also say this past weekend Judge No Moore's campaign published a poll that shows just how unpopular he is right now. Check out the story = on their website.

  =           Judge No Moore in 2010 says he knows exactly ho= w that lady feels who appeared in The Blower carrying the sign that read “STIMULUS MEANS FOREPLAY AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT.” The Judge said once Obama found out he had switched parties to get elected, the stimulus money is drying up faster than the bottomland in the flood plain d= own on the river where he hoped to build sixteen soccer fields for a mere $14 million and create 150,000 jobs. The Judge says the rumor going around Boondoggle County that he and two of the Commissioners are considering selling the $28 million library so it can be = used as a mosque is not true. He said the Vision 2015 of the Muslims taking over= the county is not realistic, to which a Frenchmen living in Florence said, “YOU WANT TO BET?&= #8221;

  =           On Fox News Sunday show Senator Bitch McConnell= was asked by Chris Wallace if he supported Senator “Beanball” Bunning’s re-election and Bitch’s answer was that “Beanba= ll” had given permission to a candidate to form an exploratory commission and n= ow another candidate had formed his exploratory commission, so we really don’t know who the players are McConnell said. When asked if he wante= d to give his endorsement to “Beanball,” McConnell said we don’= ;t know who the players are. Wallace showed his lack of political knowledge by failing to ask asking Bitch why and how much money he had given to Arlen Specter.

  =           Ken CamBoo says he’s really looking forwa= rd to this primary for the Senate seat held by Bunning, because we are going to s= ee the character of a lot of people, beginning with Bunning if he should drop = out of the race late in the game to give an advantage to Trey Grayson. Bunning = will lose all credibility with the Conservative faction of the Republican Party = and that will be his legacy. The Blower will also be publishing the names of all the so-called conservatives in Northern Kentucky attending the Grayson fund-raisers because our snitches are everywhere.

  =           In a related story, a member of the Citizen for= Lower Taxes Group which helped defeat Judge No Moore’s and Trey GraysonR= 17;s Park Fund Tax by 70% to 30% last November is curious to know how many of the people who put up their hard-earned money, will be ready to make another investment in these two again. The person is also curious to see if Trey wi= ll use the green colored signs again in this campaign along with those green a= nd earth friendly signs that fell apart after the first rainfall. <= /o:p>

  =           Now here’s a bit of an update from Fort Mitchell: After Taxing Tom "Shaky Hands" Holocher spouted his tax-and-spend mantra in Sunday= 's Fishwrap about asking the Kentucky legislature for permission to impose a s= ales tax on Fort Mitchell restaurants, Will "The Thrill" Terwort introduced a resolution opposing a restaurant tax on Fort Mitchell restaurants. As viewers observed "Shaky Hands" turn all sor= ts of shades of red, he came unglued at "The Thrill" -- telling him = he lived in "La La Land" on public television for opposing "Sha= ky Hands’" restaurant tax. When Will’s resolution was seconded by another clown-cil member, however, "Shaky Hands" beca= me enraged. The resolution failed, with four of Taxing Tom's Clown-cil cronies voting against it and against local restaurants (Vicki Boerger, Bill Reis, Dave Schrand, and Dave "The Weasel" Stoeckle), and three other Clown-cil members, includ= ing "The Thrill," Mary Burns, and Chris Wiest voting for the resoluti= on (and against taxes).

  =         And in another update from corrupt Fort Mitchell politics, Dave "The Weasel" Stoeckle moved that clown-cil go into executive session to discuss the creation of a full-time paid fire chief.&n= bsp; Never mind the fact that "The Weasel" wants the position once its created, the fact that it is strongly opposed by current members of the fire department, or the fact that it will cause the members of the volunteer fire department to resign en masse, costing the Fort Mitchell over-taxed payers millions in additional tax dollars to hire paid fire department members to replace them, because "The Weasel" and "Shaky Hands" wo= n't let that stand in the way of some good-old-boy you-scratch-my-back-I’= ll-scratch-yours local politics.

  &n= bsp;         Finally, our Calendar says Monday was “Vi= ctoria Day” (whatever the hell that means)in Canada. Maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was spotted having lunch with Miss Vicki at Applebee’s.

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