— Special “Obama’s Radical Selection” E-dition —

= Wednesday, May 27, 2009

But This Is Her Glamor Shot

&nb= sp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

= ; Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus wonders when Obama introduced Judge Sonia Sotomayor as his Supreme Court choice, did anybody know about this video showing his Supreme Court nominee admitting to the delight of her Liberal cronies that “Courts Are Whe= re Policy is Made?” And all this time we thought Judges were just supposed to rule on the law. Let’s face it, folks— this is one = dumb ugly bitch. She make Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg look almost feminine.

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   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1941, FDR proclaimed an unlimited nation= al emergency, or as Obama calls it—“the good old days.”

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   = ;         And who says those North Koreans don’t have a sense of humor? They timed their nuclear blast just so Obama got to answer that red phone at “3A= M,” Eastern Daylight Savings Time.

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   = ;         Waterboarding Instructor Tino Delgate says, “My hope is the 240 or so “politi= cal prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are sent to live near Nancy Pelosi so she can m= olly coddle them. IF she turns that down then send them to France along with Nancy. Go Figure!!!”

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   = ;         Meanwhile, at Scrappleface, Scott Ott says calling it "the right thing to do" Secretary of State Hillary Clinton today announced that the State Department would soon grant the same benefits to spouses and domestic partners as well= as to those with whom U.S. diplomats conduct extra-marital affairs. (You can read that story her= e.)

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   = ;         And over at The Onion, Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now. (You can watch that video here.)

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   = ;         Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Charles Foster Kane says Dick Cheney is showing the Republican Party how to fight a popular president. First you fi= nd a good issue, take the high ground, don’t apologize, then you go on the attack. Do you think some of our local Republican candidates should try the same strategy?

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   = ;         Speaking of our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, was he really having lunch at The Boathouse last Thursday with a local insider who’s writing a long-ove= rdue book about all that Wandering in the Wilderness going on at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters? It’s about time somebody did.

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Obama’s Great Depression Update=

   = ;         State regulators have closed down two banks in Illinois, Strategic Capital Bank a= nd Citzens National Bank. Three banks have closed in the past week alone, bring the 2009 closings total to 36.

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   = ;         Obama's favorite suit maker, Hart Schaffner Marx, on the verge of bankruptcy, has signed an agreement to sell all its assets for about $85.5 million.

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        = ;    Edward Liddy, CEO of AIG Insurance, who is basically just a Goldman Sachs bankster, says he will step down as CEO in July. He's already run the company i= nto the ground and given away all the company's assets to his bankster cronies,= so his job there is done. It is amazing how well Photoshop can change the finger he is holding up for us.

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   = ;         General Motors will probably declare bankruptcy as early as this week. Remarkably, this is the only chance the investors and dealers have of their rights being protected.

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        = ;    Huge bankster firm Morgan Stanley, sixth-biggest U.S. bank, will increase execut= ive salaries and double chief financial officer Colm Kelleher's pay as bonuses = come under government scrutiny. U.S. Treasury secretary Timmy Geithner, a bankster crony, thinks that's fine. Here's Timmy now, revealing the s= ize of his tiny dick.

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   = ;         And Citigroup's board chairman Richard Parson, 61, formerly of TIME, Inc., marr= ied and father of three children, has admitted fathering a love child with model McDella Cooper, 32, pictured here. Wonder what his wife has to say ab= out that.

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   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Mande= rs says according to the Dispatch, Ohio's rolls for welfare and food stam= ps are growing. So how do you think those folks will be voting in 2010.

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   = ;         And according to the Dayton Daily News, GOP Senate candidate Rob “Fighting for Memorial Day Photo Ops” Portman stopped at the Dayton Veterans Af= fairs Medical Center on Sunday to “meet and greet” veterans at the Patriot Freedom Festival, but was quickly informed by VA officials that campaigning on federal property is illegal.

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   = ;         Over at the Plum Street Playpen, our City Hall = Snitch says we've been provided with more information on Gordon Keith Giles, 52, w= ho manages the failing City of Ci= ncinnati pension system. Giles allegedly has no financial training, no special= ized pension management training. He majored in political science at Wittenberg University and served on DemocRAT political campaigns, which is how he got his job. Giles has filed for bankruptcy twice and his property has been foreclosed on twice, including h= is current residence at 6643 = Sampson Lane in Silverton. He has illegally "borrowed" from the city pension fund and nothing is being done a= bout his criminal transgressions other than a pro forma city internal review.

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=             Meanwhile, everybody’s wondering if Laketa "Call Dohoney" Cole's power play will get 1% percent of the cover= age that Slammin’ Sam Malone's little troubles did. Since Laketa’s a D-RAT, we all know that answer.=

   = ;         Hamilton County is conducting a meaningless unscientific survey about how you think they should be spending over-ta= xed payers’ money. They ask about funding for old people, babies, dogs, jails, druggies, and on and on. Then they ask if you’d like to be considered to win a seat in the Hamilton County box at the B= ungals stadium, and you have to leave your name. We wonder how many entries from “Seymour Butts” and “Mike Hunt” they’ll get.

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   = ;         We checked the Citizen for Pepper web page this morning, and it looks like Mama Pepper is still the only “Citizen.”

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            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Over at RINO Party Headquarters, they’re still waiting for phones to ring = from all those people willing to pay $100 to hear Chairman Alex’s vision of the GOP locally and nationally next Monday.

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> And we wonder how many people will be showing up at tonight’s GOP Meeting= in Wyoming (the cit= y not the state), especially if they thought “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman would be telling them the truth about why our local RINOs will be Wandering in the Wilderness for many years to come.

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> And who’ll be the featured speaker at next Wednesday’s meeting at t= he Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club? “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says since they’ve already run out of local GOP elected officials, they’re trying to get somebody from the news media to speak. Good grief! We hope it’s not Bill Cunningham. Maybe they’ll get Brinkman’s worthless replacement in the General Assembly to explain how he plans to he= lp keep River Downs open so the alkies and the bums will have some place to hang ou= t.

            <= !--[if gte vml 1]> Also in Anderson, our Forrest Gump $chool Board Snitch says that Mike Hall in the Forest Hills Urinal who claimed schools didn’t have to be run like a business was not Anderson’s disgraced former principal who murdered t= he Redskin mascot, but the guy might have been the Mike Hall who was a principal in Clermont County schools.&nbs= p; It seems that Mike Hall was once a popular name for local high school principals. The name is less popular now since most principals these = days are female with names like Diana and Peggy. One thing hasn’t changed. None of them think a school district should be run like a business since “accountability” sounds too close to “accountant= 221; and none of them can count or withstand anything close to accountability.

   = ;         Finally, our Clermont Crusader says The Blower’s already mentioned one-half of= the big spending duo of Pierc= e Township Trustees -- Conrad and Knoop – is running (once again) for county office. T= his time, Conrad is running for clerk of courts. But maybe Conrad might want to hold off spending money (and contributors might hold off giving him any mon= ey) until he is sure he is actually going to be on the ballot. It’s rumor= ed that a crack team of election lawyers has reviewed Conrad’s petitions= and a challenge is likely to be filed.

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Bluegrass Battalions =

= ; Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says <= /strong>he wasn’t sure he’d have anything ready to print this morning beca= use after spending so much time at all the Memorial Day festivities this weeken= d, some of those self-serving politicians didn’t even show up.

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   = ;         And about those who did, our Quote for Today Committee chose "Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" from George Washington’s Farewell Address, way back in 1796. The more things change, the more they s= tay the same.

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   = ;         One Covington City Hall Snitch says some retired and active Covington police officers are on the ed= ge of their seats on the rumors of Chief Russo's pending departure. They say the "Maryland Maniac" has lost control of his officers and impaired the safety of the city. Will that be the reason, or will it be his failure to speak up about = the campaign law violations he was told about while playing golf with the Bamburglar and Faucet? If Chief Russo returns to Maryland, he won't even have to change= his license plates. Some local cops hope a real Covington police officer is named to re= place Russo. We’ll stay tuned on this one.

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   = ;         A Kenton County Veteran attended the Kenton County Veterans Memorial Service at Crescent Springs Villa Hills Memorial Park on Su= nday and said there were a couple things that occurred that he could not believe. First, the twenty four people whose votes earned Senator John Schickel his victory against Charley Walton showed up at the memorial expecting to be thanked by Senator Schickel for their winning votes, but the Senator stiffed them by not showing up. Those voters said they should have listened to Walt= on who promised he would be there every year, if he was elected. The second surprise was that Kenton County Sheriff Chuck Korzenborn, who normally j= ust plays taps at the event, recited a reflection in which he stated for the la= st four months the Unit= ed States has been operating under a Marxist Regime. The Sheriff said he knew that a lot of people would not like it and that if it cost him his job, he didn’t care. The Veteran said that th= is year’s event was attended by several hundred people instead of just t= he twenty four who voted for Schickel and normally show up for the event, and everyone of them wanted to shake the Sheriff’s hand.

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   = ;         In Monday’s Fishwrap, an article by Patsy Crowley appeared under the hea= ding “Attacks Validate Candidate Grayson,” to which Ken CamBoo said, “There you go again, Patsy, endorsing the weakest Republican candidat= e in hopes of getting another Obama wannabe in office.” Secretary of State Grayson has to be wondering now that he doesn’t have Senator “BeanBall Jim” Bunning’s coattails to ride if it may not = be smart to do what his close friend and Park Tax supporter Judge No Moore in = 2010 did by changing parties just before the election, and maybe that way he cou= ld get Patsy’s full endorsement at the Fishwrap plus that of his good fr= iend Governor Steve Be-Sheared.

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   = ;         Judge No Moore in 2010 did ride in the Y’ All Ville Memorial Day Parade, and his float was followed by his two supporters (his wife and his daughter). B= ut both were walking backwards, for what reason The Blower is not quite sure. =

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        = ;    Commissioner Cathy Flaig had the best float, even though Judge No Moore had his friends stick her float at the back of the line. Mrs. Flaig’s float was dedic= ated to honor all the Veterans of Boondoggle County and had about fifty Veterans from WW2, Korea, Vietnam, the Gulf War, and also from the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. BTW, the guy in the black shirt looks like he could be a Blower Snitch. Judge No Moore was seen after the parade asking his County Attorney if it was legal for Mrs. Flaig to try to buy votes by throwing candy to all= the kids. Patsy Crowley has not made his endorsement yet in this Judge Defective race but Mrs. Flaig said , It doesn’t matter since more people read T= he Blower anyway.”

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   = ;         Patsy Crowley also says U.S. Senate candidate Jack Conway will kick off his North= ern Kentucky fundraising with an event Saturday at the home of for= mer Democratic Party official Nathan “Cornbread” Smith. Word is all= of Cornbread’s Hillary supporters have been invited, so as soon as Cornb= read refunds their donations, he can ask them to donate their refunds to this Co= nway character, whoever the hell he is.

        = ;    Finally, President Obama has sent a letter to Randy Poe, the Superintendent of the Boondoggle County Schools congratulating him on his ACORN tactics of intimidating the Northern Kentucky Legis= lative Caucus, just before the past legislative session. Obama also asked if his g= roup would like to invest their pension funds in the Obama- United Auto Workers’ car company, just like teachers in Indiana did. Obama said the teachers u= nion in Indiana received a 10% return on their investment, to which Ken CamBoo s= aid, “If Randy believes that one, we have a bridge with his name on it.= 221;

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