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= Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Obama no Habla

&nb= sp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

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= ; Our Ornery Obama Observer wonders just how much more brazenly biased= the media will get. He is completely disgusted by the stinking bilge oozing from once-great news organizations like the Associated Press. In a recent story = that reads like the opening of an old-fashioned seam-ripper romance novel, the AP tells us that “the Obamas took advantage of a cool night in the nation’s capitol to stroll arm in arm on the White House grounds after returning from their Saturday night date.” Despite no evidence to sup= port his theory, the Ornery One truly believes that the lap-dancing libs in the media may actually be sowing the seeds of BHO’s political downfall by providing him way, way, way too much coverage. The risk of a public backlas= h to the obvious over-exposing free-ride the President is getting increases every day. But, the Observer advises us not to start holding our breath just yet.=

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= ; And who will ever forget that romantic picture of Bill and Hillary on the beach when Clintonistas in the Press were trying to protect our former Pants-dropper-in-Chief from the Monica scandal= ?

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= ; And how about that vi= deo showing how White House reporters stand for Obama, but not for Bush?

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= ; Can you imagine the outrage if George Bush had bungled the Cinco de Mayo comment like Obama did on Monday?

= ; Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Benjamin Haydon’s “Fortunately for serious minds, a bias recognized is a bias sterilized.” But that was two centuries ago. We doubt if such wisdom applies today.

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= ; Our deep cover political denizen William F. Wisniewski writes that the GOP bett= er start standing for something . . . starting with the conservative principle= s of free enterprise, liberty and the rights of the individual. The current “Listening to = America Tour” by the likes of Jeb Bush, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and other milk-toast Rockefeller Republicans is a sure-fire one-way ticket to the political wilderness. The Wizzer asks the GOP to reconsider what they are doing. Do these RINOs actually think that the people who are on-board with BHO’s drive to socialism will jump back to the GOP simply because they offer a watered-down version of Obama’s plan? That is utter nonsense.= The Wizzing One asks these well-meaning losers to remember that when the Democr= ats got absolutely smoked in 2004 they didn’t decide to become faux-Republicans. Instead, they went hard ultra-left left and savaged Dubya= at every turn. And . . . it worked. Even still, more than 58 million people vo= ted against Obama last year despite the dreadful candidate fielded by the GOP. Wisniewski warns that the GOP ignores those 58 million voters at their own peril. Those are the 58 million people that can spark the conservative comeback. Or, stay home on Election Day 2012.

= ; Mary the Hot Cable Gal was amused . . . and deeply concerned . . . by a re= cent revealing comment made by NBC White House Correspondent Savannah Guthrie. Four NBC Obama propagandists were discussing BHO’s surprise entrance into the press = room the other day. Little Savannah= appeared to be on the verge of an Obasm when she gushed that “the President’s entrance was surreal. It was like a wonderful dream . . .= but without the pink unicorn.” The pink unicorn? Huh? You’re kiddin= g, right? You’re not? Oh no! You don’t need to be Carl Jung or Sigmund Freud to understand what = Savannah is dream= ing about. Mary warns us not to expect anything critical about the administrati= on from the network whose White House correspondent is mostly fixated on BHO’s pink unicorn. Yipes!

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= ; Claiming that his peers are "panicky" about "being called a racist,&q= uot; stand-up legend Jackie Mason says too many once-fearless satirists are sett= ling for "hero worship" of the new U.S. president.

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= ; Finally, Hurley the Historian says, “Not that you’ll probably be reading= too much about it in the Mainstream Media today, but on this date in 1945 we we= re all celebrating our victory over the Nazis in Europe= .”

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Brazen Banksters=

It was recently revealed in SEC filings that Edward Liddy, the Goldman Sachs bankster who was appointed CEO= of the fraudulent AIG Insurance company, promised AIG's upper echelon employees huge bonuses a week after the first government bailout in September of 2008. In all, the U.S. has pumped $170 billion in taxpayer dollars into AIG and owns 80% of the company. Liddy wouldn't have made this brazen move if he hadn't felt secure the Obama administration would allow him to, which indeed it did.=

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= Many relatives of AIG top executives, also "employees," wink, wink, received upwards of a million dollars in bonuses following the bailout. Under pressure, only a few of the U.S.= -based employees returned the bonus money. None of the out-of-country employ= ees returned a penny.

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= AIG paid a lion's share of the bailout money to= , yep, Goldman Sachs (the same Goldman Sachs the Fishwrap ran a puff piece for on = the front page of Tuesday’s Local Life section when graduating Miami University student Steven Budig [from Indian Hill, wouldn’t you know]= got a job there.

= All this from a failed fraudulent company, spit= ting in the face of the over-taxed payers.=

Over-Paid Paid Executives

= During these troubled economic times, here are fifteen United States executives and = their pay for 2008. All but one of these companies lost money in 2008. =

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= Motorola &nb= sp; Sanjay K. Jha = $104.4 million

= Oracle &nb= sp; &nb= sp; Lawrence J. Ellison $ 84.6 million=

= Walt Disney &nb= sp; = Robert A. Iger &= nbsp; $ 51.1 million

= American Express Kenneth Chenault $ 42.8 million= =

= Citigroup = Vikram P= andit &nbs= p; $ 38.2 million

= Hewlett Packard Mark Hurd = ; $ 34.0 million

= Calpine &n= bsp; Jack Fusco &nbs= p; $ 32.7 million

= News Corp. = ; Ru= pert Murdoch $ 30.1 million

= Honeywell = David Cole = ; $ 25.1 million

= Procter & Gamble Alan Lafley &nb= sp; $ 25.6 million

= Abbott Laboratories Miles White &nbs= p; $ 25.1 million

= Motorola &= nbsp; Gr= egory Brown $ 2= 4.2 million

= Lockheed Martin &nb= sp; Robert Stevens &n= bsp;$ 22.9 million

= eBay = ; &n= bsp; John Donohoe &n= bsp; $ 22.5 million

= Anadarko Petroleum James Hackett $ 22.2 million

= Now let’s try to guess which one of those companies actually earned a profit in 2008.

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Doing Mean Jean’s Dirty Work One More Time

        = ;    How mad was the Fishwrap about getting scooped again? Let’s see… af= ter The Blower casually mentioned That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt’s frivo= lous complaint at the Ohio Elections Commission concerning that flyer Dr. Kevor= kian distributed about her right before the 2008 election, Mean Jean’s Hawaiian Hit Woman Maya= Ruin attacked Dr. Kevorkian (right on cue). No wonder our Hired Hawaiian H= it Woman’s name was removed from the Exclusi= ve Whistleblower Mailing List because she was found truly to be a Person of Inconsequence.

= ;           Maybe all those folks who actually show up at Mean Jean’s Open House for all that free food and drink between 1-4 PM at the Anderson Government Center t= his afternoon, can ask her about it. To RSVP for the party, please call (513) 791-0381.

= ;           Speaking of Persons of Inconsequence, wait till you hear our report about “In Russ We Trust” Jackson’s wannabe featured speaker at the Still Red = Anderson Township Republican= Club meeting tonight.

  =           Also in Anderson, did the Gumpers’ stealth campaign work yesterday when all those dumbed-down voters w= ere asked to approve the Forrest Gump $chool District’s 21% tax hike, and= as a result everybody in Anderson would have to piss away another $500-per-yea= r in jacked-up property taxes so those over-paid administrators could keep their over-paid jobs? Will it be like last November when too many Conservatives stayed home and we wound up with Obama and all those Dishonest DemocRATS running the country into the ground? Stay tuned.

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   = ;         The Sycamoron= School Board, as well as few other tri-state school districts, no doubt have a similar game plan. <= /o:p>

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= ;           Our Sharonville Snitch says yesterday was another boring primary election day i= n Hamilton County. The only contested r= ace in Hamilton = County was in Sharonville where fo= ur RINOs were after three Council-At-Large seats. At one of Sharonville's busiest poll locations, only nine voters cared enough to cast their ballots between 6:30 AM and 8:30 AM. If the Sharonville RINOs don't wake up, Sharonville voters will elect another donkey one of these decades - like th= ey did in 1972.

= ;           Reacting to that underwhelming media coverage of the Hamilton County RINO Party̵= 7;s announcement of their Great White Hope to beat Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayo= r Mark Mallory (only a few blocks from where those three people had just been shot during another daring daylight drive-by shooting at 11:45 AM in the Killing Fields of Over the Rhine), one normally Rabid Republican Media Analyst said, “I’m trying to make myself care enough to comment.” After= we told him to “force himself,” Rabid said, “Other than that, Old Blue Face and the rest of the 700 Club have no idea how to help this guy deal with the massive Mallory man-crush media in this town.”

   = ;         Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin held her kick-off fund-raiser earlier this = week in her campaign for Cinci= nnati City Clown-cil as a Disgraced DemocRAT. We wonder if her former videographer we like to call “Jeff” showed up for old times’ sake. Somebody should che= ck her campaign web wage and see if our former TV 9 News Trollop is still suing Channel 9 “Substantially True” News to get her old job back.

  =           Lionel Train Enthusiast Tino Delgato says Amtrak recommends restoring passenger rail service among Ohio's major cities but bypassing the grandest train station left in the Cincinnati area i.e. Cincinnati's 76 year old Union Terminal. Amtrak's preliminary study recommends building a new train station on the city's riverfront instead. W= hy not utilize the Freedom Museum. It has plen= ty of parking and is underutilized. Plus at one time it was called the Underground Railroad Museum so the old name plates might still be available. Go figure!!!

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   = ;         And did you hear that Kermit the Frog died from Swine flu over the weekend? His last words reportedly were: “That effin pig told me she was clean!= 221;

   = ;         Now here’s an item WGRR’s Chris O’Brien used on his morning r= adio show on Cinco de Mayo: Another vision of the Virgin Mary has appeared ̵= 1; this time in the tiny town of Calexico = 211; on the California= and Mexican border. She appeared at a diner…on a griddle! Since a cook noticed the image while she was washing the griddle, hundreds = of people have flocked to the diner to see it. They’ve turned a storage closet into a small shrine for the faithful! I wonder if the devout are praying… “Holy Mary, full of grease….”

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Bluegrass Ballyhoo

   = ;         Still nursing a hangover after last night's big= Cinco de Mayo celebration on Mainstrasse, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was surprised to learn that back in 1912, mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, the next port of call for the great ship after its s= top in New York. It would’ve been the largest single shipment of Hellmann’s ever delivered to Mexico<= /st1:country-region>. But as we all know, the ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was for= ever lost. People of Mexi= co, who were crazy about mayonnaise, were disconsolate at the loss. Their angui= sh was so great, they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still obs= erve to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5. It is known....of course....as Dey Sinko de Mayo.

  =           So what's the deal with Cinco De Mayo? It sound= s like the Mexican founders were so lazy, they couldn't come up with a title= for their event and just decided to use the date instead. = ;

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        = ;    Anyway, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and Mischievous Mike Sadouskas were seen having lunch at Don Pablo’s on Cinco de Mayo, but doesn’t mean the pair were planning a Spanish version of that Award-Winning Flashli= ght Theatre Music Video. We’re told Mischevous was giving Kane= a report on efforts to get Miss Vicki’s ICRC interview of Kane on Chann= el 22.

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  =           Finally, a so-called grass-roots group has been supposedly formed to persuade Covington City Commissioner S= teve “I’m 5’0, Not 4’ 11” Megerle to step down from office. The purported groundswell follows last week's misdemeanor convictio= ns on charges that he’d conspired to violate Kentucky campaign finance l= aws while smearing Commissioner Shawn Masters, when Mergele, along with = former longtime Commissioner Jerry Bamburglar, and a failed commission candidate C= raig Johnson distributing what some over-reacting political observers called “perhaps the ugliest local campaign materials they have ever seen,” since the materials described Masters as homosexual, just because Masters is indeed a sissy boy. We can hardly wait till next Tuesday’s commission meeting. When asked about Mergele’s problems, our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorn= ey E Rob Sanders said, “Whenever that midget Mergele is involved, it’= ;s no big deal.”

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