— Special R= 20;Snowe Job in the Senate” E-dition —

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= Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Getting Raucous Over Baucus

&nb= sp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

&n= bsp; In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker= says everybody was waiting for that long-awaited $829 Billion Obama-Care rubber-stamp vote in the DemocRAT-controlled Senate Finance Committee that would guarantee higher insurance costs for everyone in America. The only “news” was when useful idiot RINO Olympia Snowe surprised absolutely nobo= dy when she voted with the DemocRATS, because she’s done it so many times bef= ore.

= ; Amazingly, not one of the Supporting Se= nators agreed to have the same Health Care Plan for themselves. Why aren’t we surprised about that?

= ; Our Quote for Today Committee says that “useful idiots” term is commonly attributed to Vladimir Lenin, = to describe those Western reporters and travelers who would endorse the Soviet Union and its policies in the West.

= ; Over at Scrappleface, Scott Ott reports= Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid ended days of speculation this morning by releasing the text of a so-called "Trojan Horse" bill which he'll use to bypass Republican filibuster attempts, amending it later to include the full text of the Democrat health care refo= rm legislation. [READ THE RE= ST HERE]

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= ; Cincinnati’s 9/12 Project reports the Obama-supporting Moveon.org is planning a massive showing on Fountain Square= today at noon in support of the work of Ohio DemocRAT Senator Sherrod Brown= in getting Obamacare legislation passed. The Blower believes a few counter demonstrators would be appropriate.

= ; Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill F= orbes says eight out of ten economists now say it looks like Obama’s Recess= ion may soon be over. The other two economists are still out-of-work.

= ; According to the Dissociated Press,<= /i> on Monday protestors sang “God Bless Ame= rica” outside that New Jersey school where elementary school students had been forced to sing praises to Obama. The last line in that story says “The teacher who oversa= w the class has retired.” BFD! What about the Obama-Worshipping Principal.

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         = ;   Speaking of which, a “Historical” O= bama US Flag is now available for only $12.95, just in time for Veterans Day. Obama-Worshipper just can’t get more patriotic than that. =

         = ;   Political Insider Ronald Kessler says i= f the Norwegian Nobel Committee thought it was bolstering President Barack Obama’s prestige in the world by awarding him the 2009 Peace Prize, it was wrong.

From the liberal Huffington Post= and Daily Kos to the Washington Post and the Times of Lond= on, opinion makers have denounced the decision as a joke, spotlighting the fact that to date Obama has only hot air to show for his efforts at world peace.=

         = ;   Our Late Night Jokewatch reports Jimmy = Fallon said, “Yesterday morning Pope Benedict named five new saints to the Catholic Church. Though some are questioning whether Obama really deserved it.”

  &n= bsp;         BREAKING NEWS: Thi= s just in! The Heisman Trophy has been awarded to President Obama. He recent= ly watched a college football game and expressed the hope that all football players would henceforth honor acceptable standards of sportsmanship and the rules of the game. In keeping with such high standards of good sportsmanship, and to serve as an example of fair play and transparency, an= yone who criticizes ANY policy of President Obama's Administration shall hencefo= rth be designated a racist who must be silenced!

   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date = in 1964, African American civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. And although some Obama Supporters in the Pr= ess might mention that “historic” event today, do you think they’ll also mention that Martin Luther King was a Republican? &nb= sp;

         = ;   Yesterday’s Real E-Mail to The Blower should have been an omen when Hamilton County = Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters wrote “Whosoever commits ‘Election Falsification’ is guilty of a felony of the fifth degree.” Immediately afterwards, the old JayWalker led sheriff’s deputies on a raid of Quisling Charlie Luken’s Sleazy Casino Scam’s downtown offices and seized records in the county’s voter fraud investigation. Quisling Charlie’s group linked to a vote fraud investigation? Coincidence? We think not. =

         = ;   In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Democrats know lack of job creation could haunt them in next election, that= is if over at Ohio RINO Party Headquarters Kevin DeWhiner isn’t still asleep at the swit= ch.

         = ;   And The Blower wonders if those = guys at The Cincinnati= 9/12 Project will be getting any coverage at The Fishwrap when they s= how up to protest The Fishwrap’s bias Saturday morning.

         = ;   Now with our Really Big Rant of the Day= , our Northwest Conservative wonders what’s with the lazy, good-for-nothing, incompetent nitwits comprising the so-called "leadership" of the so-called Republican Party? Are these RINOs even aware that thereR= 17;s an election in only 20 more days? They might want to get started soon= on, you know, actually campaigning.

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I go to work every day Downtown, and every damn day, I see more and more DemocRAT yard signs and hardly any at a= ll from the Republicans. There is a Charterite who hasn't ever run for office before, and he has more signs in places like = Mt. Airy, College Hill, and Westwood, than the five Republicans do. Combined!&n= bsp;

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We bought our house from a die-hard= Dem in the mid-90s, and he still comes by and puts DemocRAT signs in our yard. They just show up and do it. We used to call and tell the= m we didn't want them, but they still come around like clockwork. We also = used to call Republicans for signs and never had a single sign delivered. = By anyone! Ever! We go out of our way to try and find headquarters= of people like Ghiz and Monzel. On the rare occasion that their headquar= ters are actually open, and one of their volunteers condescends to acknowledge o= ur presence, we might walk out with a sign or two. Typically, some khaki-clad snotty teenager points in the general direction of the signs wit= hout setting his iPhone down long enough to look us in the eye.

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Do our Republican candidates NOT ha= ve any friends and family? Do they not have friends from church, people = they went to high school with, friends of their kids, any kind of business associates, who live in the city? Maybe they're too ashamed to admit = that they are running for office as Republicans in Now-Blue Hamilton County. Maybe that'= s why there are no signs.

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Sign-wise, it doesn't get any bette= r in the suburbs. Not in Colerain. Not in Springfield. Not in Delhi. Oh, wait, = Delhi has a great sign campaign going w= ith some ditzy chick who thinks voters will remember her FIRST name. Yea, "Vote for Mary." That'll work. Green Township is in great shape, but it was a GOP stronghold when Alex T., Mall Cop GOP was a paperboy. It’s the same for Anderson. At the very least, the current leadership downtown hasn't totally drained t= he enthusiasm from those two communities.

I know, I know, signs don't vote.&n= bsp; Direct-mail is where it's at. It sure is: for the DemocRATS. &nb= sp; I could heat my home with the mail I've been getting from the D-RATS. The n= ext GOP mail I receive from the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great White = Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Girly Man Mayor will be the first GOP mail I receive this year. It's not like they don't have any issues to run on, what with the way the DemocRATs have ruined City Hall for 35 years or so. I think the Dems did a pretty good job hammering Republicans for eight years = of one-party rule in Washington and 14 year= s of one-party rule in Columbus. Hmmmm.... ya think there might be a campiagn issue or two out of the massive debt the DemocRATS have run up?

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The Board of Elections could save We the Over-Taxed Payers a whole lot of money and just declare the election ov= er. The DemocRATs have all won. By forfeit, because the Hamilton County RINO Party never showed up.

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         = ;   And instead of Cincinnati Dainty DemocR= AT Mayor Mark Mallory’s “Trolley Folly” to nowhere, how abou= t a commuter train from downtown to Lunken airport or The Boat House to Sharonville? It makes more sense to really move people from the burbs to to= wn and back. the trains are for sale now in Minerva, Ohio.=

         = ;   Tuesday morning a metro bus driver was hospitalized after he was hit by his own bus. Needless to say, <= b>Metro’s Chief Communications Officer Sall= ie Hilvers said at her daily bus accident press briefing, “This is unbelievable. It could not possibly have been our driver’s fault.R= 21;

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   = ;         Republicans for Higher Taxes has now we= ighed in on the selection of insider Tom Adamec to fill their previously vacant Council seat.&nbs= p;

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Blue Ash Councilmen= have insisted that the process which led to Adamec's selection is as "fair, open, and honest" as they come. Yet somehow, every single person= in Blue Ash knew in advance that Adamec, who conveniently happens to be the hu= sband of Sycamore School Board member Diane Adamec, would be the "winner" of this rigged contest. L= et's see how this fair process evolved.

It just so happened that three close-knit political insiders (incumbents Lee Czerwonka and Henry Stacey) along with Tom Adamec all filed for these two at-large seats. It just so happened that immediately after the filing deadline, Henry Stacey announced that he "suddenly" had taken a g= reat job in Texas and would have to resign his Council seat, conveniently leaving the two insiders Adamec and Czerwonka as the only two Republican candidates for the= se two seats. And it just so happened that Adamec was awarded the winner= of the "open" search process to fill Stacey's vacancy. This so= unds just like the fair, open, and honest process used by Communist Cuba to replace Fidel Castro with his brother.

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         = ;   And did you hear this one: there's a mo= ve underway for a Clear Channel reunion...all those CC flunkies who were fired over the past three years. The time and place are yet to be determined, and= of course, talk has it Darryl Parks -- the King of Hate Radio -- may be invite= d as the mc and guest speaker.

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         = ;   Our TV 5 snitch, not Val the Weather Ga= l, tells us that some of those sports guys are peeking over into the weather office a little too often.

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         = ;   But the biggest question at TV 5 accord= ing to our snitch is: who has the better hairpiece, Ken Broo or Jack Atherton.

        = ;    Finally, at yesterday’s meeting o= f the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to= ld Political Insiders about the thank you note he got from That Lying Plagiari= zing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Me= an Jean Schmidt for including her in the Whistleblower= 217;s Halloween Video, and also including her included in The Blower’= ;s Halloween Harangue, featuring tas= teful post-mortem displays of live politicians whose careers are dead (or might as well be).

= Why did the Forest Hills Urinal refuse to publish this guest editorial?

=

Library “OVERDUE” for Changes=

By “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman

      = ;      Now the Public Library comes hat in hand asking for even more tax money des= pite being the best-funded library system in the State of Ohio. But the facts are clear; overspending for guest speakers, free book giveaways, billboards and media campaigns (all timed for the tax levy vote) show a disregard of our tax dollars.

=             In addition, they have failed to look for additional revenue streams, which= we expect prudent and responsible managers of public tax dollars to do. = They have made draconian staff and salary reductions; yet waste funds on meaning= less and ineffective programs.

=             It is easy to urge others to make cuts and improve their financial standing= and then NOT make suggestions. Here are just a few items that generate revenue = or reduce costs. This list was shared in much more detail with the libra= ry staff and board, yet sadly rejected since it might make too much sense.

=             1) Using 2008 figures the library loaned over 15.6 million items. 45%= or approximately 6.9 million were audiovisual and digital. A simple One-dollar charge per item would raise 6.9 million dollars. Sure there may be a drop off of circulation, but with Video Rental stores charging bet= ween $ 4.00 and $ 5.00, it is still a bargain.

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=             2) The 40-branch network, not counting the Main Library, circulates 10.9 million items with the average of 272,000 each. Yet 9 branches circul= ate one third or less than that. Serious consideration must be give to closing these underutilized branches. Every one of these branches is within 2 miles of another branch.

=             3) Of the branches, the library owns 30; three have a rent of one dollar or less but seven pay full rent. It would seem logical to stop paying rent. I do not know which rental facilities also have low circulation= and are close to other libraries and are on a bus line and have a separate children’s section and special magazines etc. That is not my job.&nbs= p; We are just pointing out that there is a basis to make hard choices and they must be made.

=             4) Currently one can run up fines to $9.99 without loss of privileges. Dropping this tolerance to $4.99 and thus forcing the repayment of outstanding fines could result in $374,000 to $ 721,000.<= /o:p>

=             5) There are 206,000 cardholders in Hamilton County and 29,000 o= ut of county cardholders. The library lists a $25 charge to out of county cardholders, yet the library has not collected this fee for years. With Hamilton County taxpayers now paying a new = tax, shouldn’t out of county users pay something?

=             6) Some have advocated charging the 206,000 cardholders a dollar a year.&nb= sp; After all, the Hamilton County parks charge= a fee even after we are taxed. How about charging a high fee like $20 for a special preference card that gives those card holders a first shot at getti= ng new titles and access to on line resources? Friends of the Library members are getting special treatment, so this is nothing new.

=             7) Finally, library employees are paid every two weeks. Many state employees are paid monthly. This simple change saves money. Hopefully they are paid with direct deposit the check stub is distributed on line. More savings with that!

=             8) Was buying 1,000 copies of the last Harry Potter necessary? That i= s 25 copies for each branch. Once again, the library is NOT Barnes & Noble. We have witnessed the pulling of hundreds of books off the she= lves that were NEVER checked out. And where are those copies of Harry Pott= er now? Overbuying of DVDs in order to have the latest HOT release is wr= ong; they are not Blockbuster and should not even try to complete.

=             The library has NOT been a good steward of our tax dollars. We should= not give them more until long “overdue” changes are made.

=             Got a rejected guest editorial the Kneepad Liberals in the Press refused to publish? E-mail it to The Blower. You never know, we just might print it.

= ;

Bluegrass Banshees

&nb= sp;           Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s heard several complaints about the Whistleblower’s Hallowe= en Harrangue, featuring tasteful post-mortem displays of live politicians whose political careers are dead (= or might as well be), because all of those Living Dead Politicos they’ve seen nominated in The Blower so far have been from Ohio.

  =           Not even Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters has been nominated. These days Crazy’s trying to figure out how to defy Kenton Circuit Judge Gregory Bartlett’s gag order as he represents former Dayton H= igh School English teacher Nicole Howell for having sex with a 16-year-old football player. “Crazy” plans to keep his statements only just as "inappropriate," "unwarranted,&q= uot; and "over the top" as last time, so Judge Barrett doesn’t f= ind him in contempt.

  =           Surely “BeanBall Jim” Bunning should be nominated as a live politician whose political career might as well be dead, at least that’s what gu= ys wanting to take BeanBall’s seat like Trey Grayson and Rand Paul think= .

  &n= bsp;         Lieutenant Governor Dr. Dan Mongiardo should at least be nominated, after he totally trashed Bluegrass Gover= nor Steve Beshear. Did Dr. Dan really say “the only difference between Fletcher and Beshear is Beshear hasn’t had a blow-up yet?” Ouch! And did he drop the F-Bomb for good measure when he added “I’m = this close to saying ‘fuck it all.’ I don’t need this job. I don’t need the U.S. Senate,” putting him on the same side as what the vast majority of Kentuckians already think.

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   = ;         Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Willi= ams and Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson wonder why they haven’t yet been nominated. They both say nobody’s political career could be dead= er than ours.

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   = ;         Congressman Goof Doofus says although he knows he should be nominated, his political career will never be dead as lo= ng as those dumbed-down DemocRATS never put up anybody to run against him.

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   = ;         Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwea= lth Attorney E Rob Sanders probably won’t be nominated, not as long as Rhyming Reverends boink bimbos in their congregations and those bimbos̵= 7; former boyfriends claim “extreme emotional disturbance” for murdering Ribald Reverends.

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   = ;         Miss Vicki says some of those politicia= ns whose careers might as well be buried have even been to her Annual Halloween Party. When Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane asked if her soiree would be Cougar-Free, Miss Vicki quipped “What would be the fu= n in that?”

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   = ;         Memo to Jay Faucet: You and Patsy Crowl= ey might even find a few Fort Mitchell Cougars to= rate.

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   &= nbsp;      Remember: We never print all the bad st= uff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Northern Kentucky Cougars.

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