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Wednesday,
October 28, 2009
More Politics as Usual
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ishing
The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning =
to
see some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve rece=
ived
from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen=
ts
are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s
important top stories.
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Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says The Fishwrap
repeated the announcement where Obama had said he’d sign a bill that
safeguards 1,000 local jobs by authorizing funding for a jet engine built by
GE. How long do you think it’ll take Dumpy DemocRAT First District
Congressman Steve Drinkhaus to call a press conference so he can take credit
for saving all those jobs.
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Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose one of our
all-time favorite sayings: “There’s no end of good you can do in
this world as long as you don’t care who gets credit for your
ideas.”
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Hurley the Historian=
says
on this date in 1886 President Grover Cleveland dedicated the Statue of
Liberty, but Obama Supporters in the Press still plan to change it to the
Statue of Obama. Not surprising, local Drinkhaus supporters would like to p=
ut
up a billboard of Drinkhaus and Obama in front the GE complex facing I-75. =
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Our Late Night Jokewatcher repor=
ts Jay
Leno says “According to CBS News, President Obama has played more gol=
f in
nine months than George Bush in nearly three years. Actually, Obama is a go=
od
golfer. Do you know what his handicap is? Joe Biden.”
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Speaking of self-pro=
moters,
Justin Binik-Thomas of the Cincinnati Tea Party is getting ready to release=
his
first book- chronicled “Profit is Not a Dirty Word,” and not
surprisingly, folks at the Cincinnati Tea Party and the Cincinnati 9/12 Pro=
ject
are trying to help him sell a few copies, since it says “a portion of=
the
proceeds” will coming to them (whatever the hell that means). =
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In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says John Kasich's Plan=
for
Ohio has been called “Conservative and Daring.” Gerry Manders s=
ays
it’s also been called “quiet.”
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Opponents of Quisling Charlie Luken’s Casino Scam say there is no
guarantee that Ohio whores will be given preference over out-of-state whore=
s to
work at the new casinos.
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How long will it take for the parents of Patrice Battle to sue whatever
establishment she was at the night she went into the West Chester pond or s=
ue
West Chester for not having a guardrail around the pond? The lawyers are li=
ning
up now. We can smell it!
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Our Feckless Fishwrappers are re=
ally
trying to give Our Girly Man Mayor credit when he claims the City is better=
off
than it was four years ago. Yeah, right: total permits for new construction=
and
renovations decreased from 8,499 in 2006 to 8,427 in 2008. But permit fees =
grew
from $3.9 million to $4.2 million, thanks to an increase in fees. Obviously=
the
mark of a successful city is not how much commerce/enterprise is taking pla=
ce.
It's how much money is extracted from the citizenry!
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Our Northwest Conservative says =
down
at Hamilton County RINO Headquarters, Alex T., Mall Cop, GOP,=
is really desperate with this "Vote Five plus Our Great White Hope in =
Only
Six More Days" bit. It might work if the party were actually run=
ning
a any kind of a campaign
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Problem is, the Republicans, alr=
eady a
minority in the city, have utterly failed to make the case for change.
The FOP and CODE are making more inroads than the GOP is. The once-pr=
oud
Hamilton County Republican Party, still displaying artifacts from 100 years=
ago
in its offices, is in such tatters that it is holding two fund-raisers righ=
t at
the height of campaign season just to keep its doors open. That's the
real reason for this "Eastside vs Westide" charade they're holdin=
g in
the final two weeks of the election. Don't be surprised if the lights=
go
out on Club 700 in the next couple months. NC wonders what skills Mrs. Wuel=
lner
has gained that would suit her well in the private sector. We predict she a=
nd
Monzel's aide are both going to develop an intimate familiarity with those =
fine
folks at the FreeStore.
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Last Night, at Vivacious Vicky
Zwissler’s Wyoming GOP Dinner, The Always Out-voted GOP Hamilton Coun=
ty
Commissioner Me, Greg Hartmann couldn’t stop telling people what a
wonderful job “Old Blueface” and the folks at the Hamilton Coun=
ty
RINO Headquarters were doing. As Alex T.’s former boss, what else wou=
ld
you expect Me, Greg so say, “I taught Alex everything he knows”=
and
“I’m the one really responsible for every little bit of his
success.”
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Have you ever tried =
to use
a computer at the downtown library? They are taken by the misundersto=
od
yoofs (most of whom look like they should be in school) playing video games=
and
watching music videos. They even bring the babies and park them in a stroll=
er
next to the computers. Used to be that everyone was quiet in the library...=
now
the kids are crying the yoofs are yelling back and forth. &nb=
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Republicans for Higher Taxes is
praising State Rep-Tile Connie Pillich for
all she has done to raise taxes and grow government since getting
elected. They are especially delighted with her vote last week to rai=
se
Ohio's Income Tax by $900 million, and cited her hustle for campaigning for=
a
Winton Woods tax increase where she neither lives nor works. Had the
Republicans not managed to find a candidate even worse than Pillich, they'd=
still
be holding this seat.
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In Anderson, many people are won=
dering
who this dyslexic “Peter Reis” person is, who’s running f=
or
Anderson Township Trustee. Actually, it’s the two endorsed GOP incumb=
ents
running for re-election. Maybe a picture of their yard sign would help to
explain.
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher
Charles Foster Kane’s next door neighbor Bob “Wolfman” Dr=
ake
called to complain that we’d given his nickname to Devious DemocRAT D=
avid
A. Pepper in the Whistleblower’s
Halloween Video. Our long-time “Wolfman” says,
“Unfortunately we aren't related. If I had access to parent’s
money, I'd have been elected in a landslide both times I ran for Hamilton
County Treasurer!”
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Pepper says thanks for including=
him
in the Whistleblower’s Halloween Video, and he presumes that means
he’s automatically included in The Blower’s Halloween Harangue,
featuring tasteful post-mortem displays of live politicians like Schnozzy
Heimlich (whom Pepper defeated) whose careers are dead (or might as well be=
).
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Pepper knew better than to ask if
he’ll be getting the Prized Whistleblower Endorsement next year, inst=
ead
of Ohio’s Scrumptious State Auditor Mary Taylor. =
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Hell, Little David isn’t e=
ven
getting an invitation to Miss Vicki’s Annual Halloween Party, no matt=
er
what costume he promises to dress up in.
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Finally, at yesterday’s me=
eting of
the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
told Political Insiders about the Hallmark Card he received from Your Frien=
ds
at Time Warner Cable, Southwest Ohio Division: The cover said “Sorry =
we
let you down,” and the message on the inside read “Keeping
everything running smoothly for you is our top priority. Please accept our
apology for your recent inconvenience, and call us right away if there is
anything else we can do for you.” No Kidding. We’re having it
framed.
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o The
Blower. You never know, we just might print it.=
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Bluegrass Bimbos
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Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
today all of his regular snitches are out buying costumes for Miss
Vicki’s Annual Halloween Party, and most of the guys are wondering wh=
at
costumes the women will be wearing. The CamBoozler remembers last year when=
all
those Sarah Palin lookalike contestants showed up awaiting their private
interviews with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane.
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Finally, Beloved publisher Charl=
es
Foster Kane declines to comment on the message the “Past Prime
Playhouse” host is sending in this photo. But he advises you NOT TO M=
ISS
Flashlight Theater’s LIVE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN FRIGHT Saturday, October=
31
beginning at 11pm on Insight Channel 22!
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