— Special R= 20;New World Disorder” E-dition —

= Wednesday, September 23, 2009

More Media Meatheads

&nb= sp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

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= ; Our media watch dog Harry the Cable Guy= is convinced that the folks at PMSNBC are so distressed about getting walloped= by FOX News in every time slot each and every night that they don’t know whether to crap or go blind.

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The biggest ratings loser is Keith Olbermann. Bill O’Reilly absolutely slaughters him. Harry says it isn’t really too hard to figure out why. The Edward-R.-Murrow-wannabe Olbermann actually wasted 15 minutes of viewers lives criticizing FOX ratings giant Glenn Beck because GB misspelled OLIGAR= CHY. Now that is some must see TV!

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Chris Matthews demonstrated his civility the other night on his virtually viewer-= less Hardball show. After a lackluster interview with boring author Douglas Brinkley, Matthews congratulated the sleep-inducing scribe for getting his = book on the New York Times best seller list. Added Matthews, it is “nice to see something besides all the right-wing crap” on the Times’ list.

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Harry also advises Morning Blow’s Blow Scarborough to think twice before he escalates his feud with the aforementioned Glenn B= eck any further. It seems the Beckster told Blow’s co-host Mika Brzezinsk= i to “shut the hell up” after she says he wasn’t “elegant.” You see Blow . . . if GB comes on your set while you= ’re on the air . . . there won’t be any witnesses to the ass-whuppin̵= 7; he will surely give you.

&n= bsp; In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says as we’re sure you all know, newspapers measure the length of their stories in “column inches.” When you total = all the front page “column inches” that the New York Times h= as devoted to Obama, it totals more than TWO MILES!!! How much of that do you think was unfavorable?

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= ; Larry from Yorktown, Virginia says the WSJ online article “Obama's Nontax Tax” shows j= ust how warped Obama's little mind is. During Sunday’s ABC interview, he revealed that he does not believe that fining people for not acquiring heal= th insurance as is proposed under the Baucus plan is not a tax because it woul= d be a good thing for people. So if a tax will yield something positive then it = is not a tax. Did he learn that at Harvard? As Bill Clinton explained, “= It all depends on what the meaning of ‘Tax’ is.”<= /span>

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= ; Over at the Washington Examiner,= Scott Ott reports that in a goodwill gesture before he addresses the U.N. Security Council and the Group of 20 economic summit this week, President Obama will soon announce that the United States will make deep, unilateral reductions in leaks of classified documents, according to unnamed officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were= not authorized to disclose the leak.

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= ; As Congress voted to put an end to the funding for Obama’z crooked cronies at that shady organization (by a count of 83-7) that the government has given tens of millions of dollars to, known as A.C.O.R.N......after they were caught on camera on several differe= nt occasions, in several different locales advising that play-acting pimp and = his ho how better to break the law, The Blower thinks it’s important to get the word out who the seven sleazy Senators were who voted to continue their funding: Casey (D- PA), Gillibrand (D-NY), Leahy (D- VT), Sanders (D-VT), Whitehouse (D-RI), Burris(D-IL) and Durbin (D-IL). Wha= t a surprise—the last two hail from the Obama's “home” state = of Illinois. <= /o:p>

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= ; Red State Update report= s &nb= sp;A Review of ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis’s Rolodex Suggests Strong White House Ties. Coincidence? We think not!

= ; And do you think only a few people show= ed up at the 9/12 Protest in Washin= gton? Here’s a political panorama you might not have seen. The group is alr= eady planning a second Tea Party Express Bus Tour (October 25 – November 1= 1), 1 year ahead of the November 2010 congressional elections.

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= ; Our Clermont Crusader has an internet warning: If you get an e-mail titled “Nude Photo of Mean Jean Schmidt," whatever you do, don't open it. It actually contains a Nude Photo of Mean Jean Schmidt.” Yikes!

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= ; And we still haven’t heard when <= st1:State w:st=3D"on">Ohio’s Dum= py DemocRAT First District Congressman intends to keep his promise to = answer everybody’s questions at a totally= open, un-ticketed, un-restricted Town Hall meeting. Maybe he forgot.

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= ; In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the Ohio RINO Party hacks really outdid themselves at their la= test mutual masturbation event entitled the "Leading Ohio Dinner" last weekend at the Great Wolf Lodge in Still-Red Warren County. Members of the GOP Nightmare Team were in attendance; well some were. The smartest mem= ber of the team was also the youngest. Josh Mandel<= /st1:PersonName> made the wise decision to burn through some more shoe leather and actually campaign among REAL voters, instead of wading thought the glad-handers who attended the dinner looking for a job in the State Treasurer's office.=

Those in attendance were overheard muttering: "Thank God they didn’t introduce the elected officials, we would be here until Monday morning.&quo= t; As a matter of fact, they should’ve introduced the unelected staff in attendance, and there only would’ve had to introduce six people.=

Ohio RINO Party Chairman Kevin DeWhine even had the audacity to announce that "the GOP does not have to moderate its message; it has to modernize its message." SO that’s why they’re weeding out all the = true conservatives who want to run for office in Ohio.

Multi-Millionaire Senate Candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman had to straddle the fence when he spoke about the Tea Partiers. Rob tries to appea= r to be riding their wave, while at the same time, keeping them at arm’s length.

Sherri Carbo, South Lebanon clowncil-woman and John Kasich's flack in Warren County said: "Tonight even the members of the press kept putting down their cameras to applaud John Kasich's vision for Ohio!" To that “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman remarked, “That is absolutely unbelievable." And he meant it, it was UN-believable.=

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= ; We wonder if Revered Former Congressman= Bob McEwen explained what really happened at Saturday’s Ohio RINO Party event last night at Vivacious Vicky Zwissler’s Wyoming GOP “September Startup,&#= 8221; where McEwen was the featured speaker.

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= ; And did we also find out Monday night a= t the Hamilton County Women RINO’s Club, when Mary Ann Crusty let the secret out of the bag, who has formed an exploratory committee to run for Hamilton County Commissioner in 2010?

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= ; Commenting on Quisling Charlie’s = Sleazy Casino Scam, Green Eye-Shade-Wearing Tino Delgato says, “Here we go again, but maybe this time it’ll win. Casino gambling will be on the ballot again for the November elections (Issue 3). Outside of bingo halls a= nd neighboring states which have casinos, I don’t see a lot of negative = feed back on this rendition. Oh except outgoing lame duck Senator RINOvich. His contributions as Ohio’s Governor and Senator make the new revenues from casino gambling even more necessary. He is forgotten, but not gone. Go Figure!!!

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= ; John “No Left Turns in GoshenR= 21; Joseph says everyone's aware that the commercials against Issue Three (gamb= ling in Ohio) are sponsored 100% by casino owners in neighboring states who are worried about competition and lost revenue, right? It has nothing to do with ethics or jobs. It's all about their bottom line.

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= ; Down at the Plum Street Playpen, our Ci= ty Hall Snitch says everybody feels so much better that the potential of a swi= ne flu outbreak is being coordinated by none other than the Cincinnati’s Swine Flu Czar, Dale “For Sale” Mallory. First it was bed bugs,= now it’s H1N1. There must be some really big kick backs in public health safety.

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Dale “For Sale” is Cincinnati’s Girly Man Mayor̵= 7;s older (and only) true brother. And our Dainty DemocRAT is being challenged = by the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great Wh= ite Hope, who just happens to be a medical doctor.

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You’d think Alex T., Mall = Cop GOP could find a way to get his candidate to speak out on Swine Flu sometime during the next 41 days before the November elections.

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= ; Speaking of “MDs Without a Message,” you have to laugh at Hamilton County TV Coroner Odell’= ;s comment suggesting David A. Pepper go to medical school and become a doctor= and them running for coroner. Huh? Doesn’t Odell know our Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioner is running full time for Ohio Auditor?

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Meanwhile at the Morgue, John Doe says Odell does absolutely NOTHING except sign death certificates. The people in the crime lab that he wants to furlough are the only ones doing something – actually getting results for their days in the lab. Whereas all Odell does (dead horse beating alert here) is si= gn the death certificates after the cause of death has been determined by a bo= ard certified forensic pathologist (Odell being a non-certified OB).

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So he wants to lay off people who are actually doing work (as opposed to himse= lf) and getting results (as opposed to himself). And what’s really = sad is there’s probably no one to run against him, so we’ll be stuck with this buffoon’s for another four years. (And watch him steal [salary-wise] from the county at the expense of crime lab experts who actua= lly earn their pay.)

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= ; Hurley the Historian says on this date = in 1875, 15-year-old Billy the Kid was arrested for the first time after steal= ing a basket of laundry. Billy escaped and roamed the American West, reportedly killing more than twenty people. Semper Si says, “If only the sheriff= in that town had built a bigger jail.”

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= ; In a related story, wasn’t it int= eresting that it was a passer by and not the Talbert house that noticed the inmate h= ad escaped on Tuesday. The Talbert house is a for-profit non-profit. Money is diverted from prisons to the Talbert house in order to "rehabilitate&q= uot; criminals. The Talbert house is well represented politically with a board of who’s who in Cincinnati<= /st1:place>. On the Board we have a Mallory, Alex Triantafilou (<= st1:PlaceName w:st=3D"on">Hamilton County RINO Party Boss), and Dickie Wieland (convicted felon and lead State lobbyi= st)

= ; Now from the Great White North: The last McMason city clown-cil meeting (Sep 14) didn’t include any more “under the radar” charter amendme= nts like occurred at the previous meeting. However, one resident was quite upset by this apparent surreptitious attempt to change the term limits provision of the McMason charter. Another resident reminded clown-cil that McMason now had the highest debt and debt-servicing costs in its histo= ry, with no apparent limit on planned spending (they spent almost $400,000 on t= he last July 4 event, also the highest cost in McMason’s history). It’s fun watching members of clown-cil do their little dances in their efforts to justify all these excesses. With Veep Beck resigning to be= come a state rep, that makes 4 seats up for grabs in November. Depending on who’s elected, McMason could see quite a change in direction during t= he next few years. However, a perusal of the available candidate web sit= es (see www.MasonVoter.com) does not suggest much of a change coming: al= most all are “Rah, Rah, McMason, full steam ahead”. Only one candidate (www.inskeepforcouncil.com) actually has the temerity to suggest = that McMason’s policies over the past few years have cost over-taxed payer= s millions of dollars. And there are actually some real numbers, not just platitudes! Will anyone else dare to challenge? We’ll see.

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= Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says = over at the Fishwrap, Patsy Crowley is almost outta there. Patsy’s famous green La-z-boy recliner has already been removed from the Fishwrap’s premises. Do you think it's being shipped to the Smithsonian where it will = be displayed next to Archie Bunker's recliner?

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= ; The CamBoozler received a special invit= ation from DemocRAT Dr. Dan, who appears to be running for “BeanBall Jim” Bunning’s U.S. S= enate seat, along with DemocRAT-turned Republican Tray Grayson, to attend a big do tonight at Historic Crosswinds Farm in Independence. Besides that, they’re asking for money.

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= ; Ken CamBoo says State Rep-tile Addia Wu= chner wrote in the Boondoggle County Fishwrap tha= t we are treading through turbulent economic waters. To help ease the problem, s= he along with Judge No Moore in 2010, Barack Obama, and other State Rep-tiles = and Senators, have taken approximately $70 Million from average hard-working Kentuckians (through the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, or as they like to call it " the Redistribution of Wealth Act") who would ha= ve used that money on luxuries such as dining out or going to a movie. Instead these elected officials who call themselves Conservatives, decided that mon= ey should be given to 9,000 Kentuckians who used their money to buy such luxury items such as cell phones and big screen TVs instead of insulating their ho= mes.

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= ; Ken CamBoo says he would like to know i= f Mrs. Wuchner considered just how many of those 9,000 actually live in Boondoggle County, and how many of them will push themselves away from that big screen= TV to vote for her. Ken said he bets there are 9,000 Boondoggle County residents who are mad as hell at people like Mrs. Wuchner and Barack Obama = for using their tax money to redistribute wealth to people who will not do what= is necessary to help themselves. Ken says he hopes all the elected officials w= ho agree with Mrs. Wuchner and Barack Obama will write The Blower to sa= y so.

= ; Finally, we have our reader participati= on Monkey Business contest. Tell us how many boobs do you see in this picture.=

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&= nbsp; Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought= to be damn glad we don’t, especially Jay Faucet and Patsy Crowley.<= /o:p>

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Links of the Day

Obama on Letterman: I was actually Black before the election

"To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman

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