— Special “Historic Presidency” E-dition —

= Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Aren’t You Glad You Have Caller ID?=

   &nb= sp;     One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

   = ;         Duffy “The Obama-Care Slayer” Beischel says MoveOn.org has been desperately calling all their contacts in this area trying to get their supporters to attend these so-called Healthcare vigils. So it’s OK for THEM to call and promote, but when concerned ci= tizens show up on their own at the Dems’ phony baloney town hall meetings, it’s all pre-scripted and arranged. The Duffmeister thinks those whac= ko liberals have it all backwards.

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   = ;         Another Angry Andersonian received two = calls yesterday on her cell phone from Move0n.org members trying to get her help = to push Obama-care and help fix our suffering health care system. <= o:p>

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Angry asked the first caller (a male) why fix a system that the majority of people are happy with. He said people needed health care. Angry told him where she lives our hospitals take patients whether they can pay or not and there are clinics all over that charge people on ability to pay. He said he didn't kn= ow that. She asked if he knew that we may be asked to list our guns on our 1040 and pay fifty dollars tax on each gun. He said didn't know that. She asked = if he knew there was a bill that would allow Obama to totally shut down t= he internet if he decided there was an emergency and that all the people who u= se internet for work, phone service or information would be out of luck. He sa= id he didn't know that. She told him since he was so politically motivated, ma= ybe he should open his eyes and work for the side that makes more sense. He sai= d he would put me on her no call list.

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The second caller from Obama’s 2012 Re-election Campaign was a young fema= le who gave her the same line as the other guy. Angry asked whom she was trying to help. Who here did not have access to health care? The young fema= le said that would be discussed in the meeting. Angry said, “No, I'm ask= ing you as the person who called me about something you believe in, tell me who doesn't have access to health care,” and the young female caller hung= up.

  =           Larry from Yorktown, Virginia says last night Obama hosted a special dinner honor= ing the Ramadan holiday. Do you think he invited the remaining 200 GITMO detain= ees to attend? On a lighter side, GOP Georgia Congressman Jack Kingston was ask= ed what he learned after 16 years in Congress and his reply was, “That t= here is a place for people with ADD” (Attention Deficit Disorder).

   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date = in 1944, Navy aviator George H.W. Bush and his squadron were hit by Japanese anti-aircraft guns and Bush was forced to bail out of his plane over the oc= ean, where he was picked up by a U.S. submarine. Do you think any of our Kneepad Liberals in the Press will remember?

  =           In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says last night at the Fairgro= unds Expo Center, Devious-and-Dishonest DemocRAT Obama-Care supporters (U.S. Sen. Sherrod Brown, U.S. Rep. Mary Jo Kilroy, Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher, Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner and Columbus Mayor Michael B. Coleman.) spoke at a tribute to Saint Teddy. The event was planned by Organizing for America, Obama's 2012 campaign group. What a surprise.

        = ;    Today the Tea Party Express is in El Paso, Texas, on their way across the country rallying Americans to oppose out-of-control spending, higher taxes, bailouts and bigger government.

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   = ;         Locally, we’re still waiting for = the latest updates from Local Tea Partiers and the Cincinnati 912 Project on yesterdayR= 17;s Super Tuesday Obama-Kennedy Health Care Nonsense. They were covering Sherrod Brown’s no-incivility-allowed town hall at UC, countering the Rent-a-= Mob at Mean Jean’s Office, checking out the Union Goons Rally, and giving= us a full report on Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Drinkhaus “Hiding F= rom His First District Voters” event in Oakley. <= /b>

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   = ;         And after Monday’s depositions in Columbus when Mean Jean’s overpaid-and-overweight Chief-of-Staff/ Ill= egal Campaign Manager Bungling Barry Bennett sweated off a few pounds by the time Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney was done with him and Celebrity Armenian-American Attorney Mark Geragos made sure Mean Jean’s own Turkish-representing attorney found himself in a Fein Mess, will The Blo= wer be covering Independe= nt DemocRAT Dr. Kevorkian’s Health Care Debate tonight at the Anderso= n Center in Anderson Township? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda a= nd the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Southwest Ohio, our readers know to expect nothing less.

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   = ;         And Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Bo= ss Tim Burka says, “Please don’t remind your readers how much it’= ;ll be costing over-taxed payers when Obama makes an early 2012 campaign appear= ance at our Union Day Rally at Coney Island.” Maybe Si Leis will bi= ll Obama for all the extra overtime for all of Si’s Army, Navy, Air Forc= e, and Mounted Cavalry, just like he did Bush, for the obvious campaign appearance.

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   = ;         And with the focus still on Cincinnati’s Budget Crisis and Police Layoffs, we’re still wait= ing to hear about tonight’s big fund-raiser in Indian Hill for Hamilton County = RINO Party Headquarters’ Great White Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Dai= nty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory in Only 62 More Days. Alex T., Mall Cop GOP says the strategy is to win the election, one fund-raiser at a time.

  =           And did you see where disgraced former City Mangler Val the Impaler’s Cab= ana Boy Rashad Young quit his affirmative action job in Dayton for a similar position in Greensboro, North Carolina?

  =           And did you see where “Trish the Dish” was actually first on the air with their report on that big fire Monday night? Actually, the fire alarm w= ent off in the TV 19 news room.

  =           Last weekend, Connie the Pillager twittered: “Saturday morning I'll be at = the Lincoln Heights Legacy Breakfast where I will present commendations to six of Lincoln Heights' most distinguished authors, including Nikki Giovanni! So excited!”

You may remember the Nikki Giovanni as the person who confused profa= nity with art at the Fountain S= quare dedication a few years back. Because she cussed out a Republican, however, it was perfectly OK with everyone there, and she was applauded for= it by many, including the folks at the Incredibly Shrinking FishWrap.

  =           The new HUGHES "WE DONE BEEN" STEM School is failing.&= nbsp; Teachers refuse to monitor their students before and after school and the "new" teachers continue to propagate confusion amongst peers and colleagues. With two of the l’il darlings getting a cap busted = in dey ass ova da weekend, it's just another farce. Furthermore, the unl= icensed technology content teachers continue to waste over-taxed payers’ doll= ars, especially the one whose sole job is to roam da halls all day without doin’ nothin’.

  =           Faculty and staff at Hughes “We Be” High School are also saddened that their current principal, Virginia "= CALL ME DOCTOR" Rhodes continues to hara= ss, malign, and make other professionals cry. "CALL ME DOCTOR" Rhodes doesn't like her own staff and continues to give Hughes “We Be Done Did” STEM School special trea= tment and even dismisses the students early so all da l’il chirren yoofs ca= n be getting’ a seat on da Metro before all da bigger kids from Hughes “We Be” High School be getting’ out of school.=

        = ;    Back to School: Chapter 1

  =           One of our enterprising interns has been somewhat disappointed with the educational quality of the so-called “high school graduates” th= at he/she has encountered since going out into the world. In order to ga= in some insight into the possible cause(s) of the apparent stupidity/ignorance= of these “graduates”, he/she enrolled in a freshman English reading course at one of our illustrious local colleges. Following are some observations.

·<= /strong>   &= nbsp;    During the first = week, it was painfully obvious that most of the “students” (and that’s a stretch) were apathetic and unprepared, in addition to just plain stupid. Many were late for class, offering no apology, and caus= ing interruption of the ongoing class. Many neglected to acquire the requ= ired textbook for the course, even though this requirement was known far in adva= nce of the first class. The “dress code” included pants with crotches down to the knees (have you ever seen these guys try to move fast?= ) and baseball-type caps worn backwards (and not removed).

·<= /strong>   &= nbsp;    Academically, the= blank look in the eyes of many of the “students” suggested very little between the ears, an observation that, unfortunately, proved true by later actions. The instructor noted that all written assignments were to be= in “cursive” (you know: Script ). It seems that more than ha= lf of the class hasn’t used cursive since about the 3rd grade – th= ey print, like a third-grader!

·<= /strong>   &= nbsp;    In an apparent at= tempt to assess the knowledge level of the class, the instructor asked for a show= of hands of those who could define the Bill of Rights: One hand went up. = For “What is the Second amendment?”, one hand (different from the first) went up. A look of dismay appeared on the instructor’s face. The instructor eventually gave out a reading assignment and a l= ist of words/terms to be defined on the basis of the reading, all due for the n= ext class.

·<= /strong>   &= nbsp;    When class was ov= er, it looked like everyone’s first move was to a cell phone. Observations t= hus far go a long way toward explaining why so many current high school “graduates” appear so lost in the real world; can hardly wait ‘til the next class!

·<= /strong>   &= nbsp;    What are they tea= ching these people in grade school and high school? Who can we hold account= able for these deficiencies? And who is responsible for letting these peop= le out of high school?

  =           Speaking of schools, would it be funny if the principal at Milford High School Ray Bauer died before Joe "The Killer Prosecutor" Braun got to take his deposition in that now famous penis lawsuit Joe filed against Milford Schools? Since Braun has a track record of cross examining a witness to death in Court, he now order the Life Squad to stand by for all of his cross-examinations.

  =           Today from the Great White North, Warren County GOP Party Boss Tom Grossman, whose endorsement of Shannon Faulkner Jones puts him smack dab in the middle of h= er utility donations scandal that we may hear more about when “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman goes on Cunningham Thursday, didn't even bother to show= up for last weekend's Mason Heritage Day Parade on his own float. His supporte= rs were passing out magnets, postcards with his wife and six kids pictured, and reusable nylon bags. Someone asked what he's running for, and one of Tom’s many political enemies (who are too numerous to count) said he won't win that race for county commissioner. Mason barely can keep its bills paid, they’re adding on to their community center that has never earn= ed a penny with memberships that are not competitive with local gyms, and “= ;The Gross-man” wants to try to run Warren County? Give us a break. <= /o:p>

  =           Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Napoleon BonaparteR= 17;s “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” =

  =           Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if there were rea= lly plans to burn That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt in effigy at the Anderson Township Republican Club Picnic on Friday night. “I’m = not sure,” Kane said. “‘In Russ We Trust’ Jackson is the Club President. I’= ll have to check with him and get back to you tomorrow.”

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Bluegrass BS

         =    &n= bsp;Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Northern Kentucky Republicans may not be holdi= ng any town hall meetings, but tonight, GOP Georgia Congressman Dr. Tom Price,= the GOP's primary voice against Obama Care who gave last week’s GOP radio response, will be visiting St. Elizabeth's Hospital and then will be featur= ed speaker at fund-raiser being held at Pete (Bar Code King) and Kate Wenzel's home.

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   = ;         The CamBoozler was disappointed yesterd= ay when none of his snitches sent him a picture of Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ black eye, after the out-of-shape, 46-year-old Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters got his ass royally kicked by Larry “The Ragi= ng Poodle” Shelton at the Dearborn County Fairgrounds in Lawrenceburg, Indiana on Saturday night. But we understand “Crazy” was schedu= led to be in court, so we’re hoping Bailiff Billy Bob can get us a cell phone photo.

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   = ;         And in another bit of skullduggery, wouldn’t it be funny if some people who are suddenly showing support = for Trey Grayson are really vowing to do whatever it takes to keep Trey from winning? How long a list would that be?

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   = ;         And did you ready about that gay jogger= who claimed Dayton High School football players yelled at him and his legally m= arried husband (in Los Angeles, anyway) from the bleachers at the baseball field? = Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say that’s why they do their jogging in Devou Park.

  &n= bsp;         The Vanilla Hills Observer realizes that it is a long way until the = 2010 elections in his crazy little burg. But our Observing Eye wants to warn all Vanilla Hillians to start paying better attention. He strongly suggests that everyone who gives even a remote damn about their community go to www.tbnk.= org and check out the July 15 city clown-cil meeting that can be found by click= ing the On Demand Video icon on the lower left of the home page. The Observer chides his neighbors to buck it up long enough to watch the meeting to see = the bizarre performance by clowncil-man Mike Pope. It is a real eye opener.

   &= nbsp;      Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought= to be damn glad we don’t, especially gay joggers.<= /b>

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