— Special “Another Day, Another Photo OpR= 21; E-dition —

= Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Tea Party Outdraws Obama Four to One<= /p>

&nb= sp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to s= ee some of those vile-and-disgusting snitches and bitches we’ve received from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. Our readers’ commen= ts are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

= ; Our Ornery Obama Observer is disgusted = by the complete disdain DemocRATS and lap dancing libs in the media show for the American people. They = operate under the frightening assumption that all of us are a bunch of memory-challenged numbskulls. They mock the concern expressed by conservati= ves and others over President Barack Hussein Obama’s talk to school child= ren AND the follow-up “How can we serve BHO?” exercises proposed by= the Department of Education. That concern was lessened when= Obama previewed his talk AND when the Department of Education greatly altered the proposed propaganda in the exercises. True ass clowns like Howard De= an and Keith Olbermann question why these same peo= ple didn’t express concern over student talks by Presidents Reagan, HW Bu= sh, and Bush ’41. Well, there was a great furor over the HW Bush talk in October 1991 . . . AFTER IT TOOK PLACE. The National Education Association = denounced the $26,000 spent on the event “while at the same time student lunch programs are being cut.” And . . . and . . . and, the Democrat contro= lled Congress actually wasted money and time holding hearings on HW Bush’s speech. The House Dems, including Speaker Dick Gephardt, incorrectly characterized the talk as “partisan and a shock= ing waste of money.” The Ornery One wants everyone to remember the low re= gard the Dems and media have for all of us. Especially on November 2, 2010. =

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= ; By the way . . . The Observing One want= s to know if any of these loon DemocRATS really beli= eve what they are saying about America’s shock over the hateful comments = by “Green Czar” Van Jones? Several liberal race-baiters are claimi= ng that the people outraged by Jones’ terrible comments are troubled by = the fact that “he doesn’t look like them.” The Observer is so sick and tired of hearing that. People are just rightfully concerned that o= ur President seems to constantly gravitate towards America-hating extremists. Nothing more! But . . . given the fact that BHO himself said you could understand his own views by seeing who he surrounds himself with . . . that= is a helluva lot!

= ; And at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were congratulating Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane for predicting all that liberal bias in the local coverage of Obama’s “historic” 2012 campaign visit to Coney Island = on Union Day to save Dumpy DemocRAT First District Congressman Steve Drinkhaus in 2010.

Let’s see: 18,000 Real Americans attended up Saturday’s Voice of America Tea Party Rally (c= heck out the crane shot). That was only FOUR FREAKING TIMES the number of union goons who showed up to listen to Obama’s political pap at Coney, but = you sure wouldn’t know it reading the Fishwrap. And where were pictures of the protestors outside Coney at Obama’s speech? Maybe the Fishwrap forgot them too.

Speaking of crowds, there must’ve= been 5,000 illegal immigrants on the Kellogg Soccer Fields last weekend. = The place was a mess during the tw= o days of camping and cooking. The beer cans overflowing all the receptacles around every soccer field, despite signs saying NO ALCOHOL. There was trash a= ll over the fields and in every corner of the parking lot for city over-taxed payers to clean it up. It was too bad the Secret Service didn’t = pull in to check them out while waiting for Obama to arrive.

In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Gayvenor Strickland failed to show up for that Union = Day rally with Obama in Cincinnati= . Maybe he’s trying to distance himself from the president's failed policies and avoid public scrutiny over his own poor economic record. The Blower says he probably just took the day off.

Tuesday was The Whistleblower’s “Another Ferris Bu= eller’s Day Off in American Schools,” where a whole lot of American students missed hearing President of America’s Classrooms political indoctrina= tion speech in which he only used the word “I” 56 times.

And in all the media carping about undeserved criticism for Obama’s polit= ical indoctrination attempts, it was curious indeed that they forgot about that = time in 1991 when President George H. W. Bush broadcast a speech from a Northwest Washington junior high school and the House Majority leader at the time, Di= ck Gephardt (D-Mo.), said “The Department of Education should not be producing paid political advertising for the president; it should be helpin= g us to produce smarter students.”

Not only that, according to Byron York at the Washington Examiner, DemocRATS, then the majority party in Congress, not o= nly denounced Bush's speech -- they also ordered the General Accounting Office = to investigate its production and later summoned top Bush administration offic= ials to Capitol Hill for an extensive hearing on the issue.

        = ;    Tonight is Obama’s big Health Care Speech to Congress (which now has the lowe= st approval in more than two decades), and what a TV ratings grabber that̵= 7;s going to be, with or without a GOP response from House Minority Leader John Boehner. And do you think any of them will be answering The Blower’s = Big Question: that is, if Obama-Care is such a great idea, why isn’t it g= ood enough for the president or our Crooks in Congress.

  =           Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Mark Twain’s: “Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.= But I repeat myself.”

But not to worry, Ohio’s embarrassing Congresswoman Mean Jean Schmidt is already sitting in her customary aisle seat, waiting to try to g= et her wrinkled face on TV as she hounds the president for his autograph.

And wasn’t tonight the night Dumpy Drinkh= aus promised to stop by the Green Township GOP’s gathering to answer everybody’s questions at a totally open, un-ticketed, un-restricted T= own Hall meeting so that every citizen can have a chance to address him?

Maybe Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen can predict which one of Southwest Ohio’s two embarrassments’ districts is most likely to be eliminated when redistricting takes place in 2010 when he speaks at the Wyoming GOP’s September Startup later this month.

Meanwhile in Cincinnati, City union members are voting on concessions so they can postpone union layoffs until after the November re-elections for Cincinnati&#= 8217;s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory and his DemocRAT Demagogues on Clown-cil= (David Crowley, Foxy Roxy, Laketa Cole, Greg Ha= rris, and Cecil Thomas) who won’t be voting on a pay cut for themselves to = save City employees’ jobs.

And Re-election Day is the next date you’ll next see even a mention of those no-name Hamilton County RINO Party Clown-cil candidates and Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s Great White Hope = to Defeat our Girly Man Mayor in just 55 more days.=

But not to worry, tonight you can see Ohio&#= 8217;s entire so-called 2010 Dream Team (whoever in hell they are) at the Sharonville Convention Center. Multi-Millionai= re GOP Senate U.S. Candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman says he’= ;ll be there too.

CH Snitch says with the DemocR= AT-controlled Hamilton County Commission planning more layoffs and eliminating dental coverage for county employees this week, The Blower should check out the salary and perks for overpaid County Administrator Patrick Thompson. Ho= w many new cars can one County Administrator drive= ?

Snitch is also standing by to see when that lawsuit is filed in Hamilton County by a guy who got beat up by= one of DemocRAT National Committee’s rent-a-t= hugs at last week’s Obama-Care Rally in Oakley.

And if any of you Blower readers = are contributing your hard-earned dollars to WCET Television, you might want to withhold your checks until you stay up very late some Sunday night, so you = can watch a program glorifying the deranged pervert Havelock Ellis and the glor= ies of masturbation.

And has week’s mystery ever been solved, after someone took dump on the floor of the men’s room? Yes, you understand correctly: Someone took a big ole’ number two sma= ck dab in the middle of the floor of the men’s restroom. No one on= the 10pm crew seemed to know who did it. The cleaning crew cleaned it up = and the assistant news director didn’t hear any of this until the 2pm staffers came in and started talking about it.

Speaking of dumps, in high school footb= all, Colerain is 0-2, losing to both St. X and Elder. It's a double shame for Colerain because this is the only chan= ce they'll have to be better than those guys. Before you know it, an Eld= er grad will arrest these guys, a St. X man= will prosecute them, in front of a McAuley judge, wh= o has a LaSalle alum for a bailiff.

Speaking of football, Whistleblower Spo= iled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says the UC Bearcats= are his new favorite team, ever since Monday’s 47-15 Runaway at Piscataway against the Scarlet Knights of Rutgers. =

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Back to School, Cha= pter Two

Continuing our saga of our erstwhile intern in a freshman English reading class at a local “institution of higher learning”…= ;..

The take-home quiz handed out last week, to be completed based on the reading assignment, produced four passing grades (70% or better) out of 25 “students.” Only about one-third of the class correctly defined as many as four of the ten terms, EVEN THOUGH ALL OF THE QUIZ TERMS WERE WELL-DEFINED IN THE READI= NG ASSIGNMENT. Who taught these kids to read, anyway? How will they ever read (and understand) any, even the most simple, applications for employment? (Our intern, of course, ACED this grade-school level quiz.). Whew!

After it had been determined that the average time spent reading dur= ing any given week was about FIVE WHOLE MINUTES, the instructor suggested that = they at least read the stories underlying headline items they encountered on the internet in order to expand their knowledge. Only three of the 25 “students” bothered. WOW! Their interest in learnin= g is mind-boggling! One “student” recalled Israel as a topic, but could only identify= it as a place; the remaining “students” were unaware of “Israel.” Hmmm…. wonder what was going on during “world history” in high school – or do we even teach that any more? Perhaps primary and secondary school teachers could actually teach rather than supervising activities such as speeches by the Obama-nable = SNOWman. How Depressing.

During a discussion of “writing skills,” it was discover= ed that many of these “students” had trouble writing correctly bec= ause they only wrote text messages, where abbreviations such as “u” = for you and “r” for are (and many others) eventually replace correct writing. Looks like Alzheimer’s has attacked correct writing!

Really, folks – WTF has happened to our educational system?&nb= sp; To let a group such as this (and there are many, many more) out of high sch= ool is truly irresponsible. When are parents (and other over-taxed payers) going to wake up and demand some accountability? Perhaps a few lawsui= ts charging “failure to educate” would send the necessary wake-up call.

Until Chapter 3…..

Hu= rley the Historian says this is a big date in history for Looney Liberals. In 1940 J= ohn Lennon was born and in 1967 Che Guevara was gun= ned down like the mad dog he was, and Hurley wonders if any of the Freshm= en in the above story could correctly identify who either of these two famous people were.

Finally, here’s a question for ou= r math class. Today’s date is “090909.” How long will that be ti= ll that happens again?

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Bluegrass Banner-wavers

   &= nbsp; &n= bsp;Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says when he attended t= he big Tea Party at Coney Island on Monday, at = least it wasn’t infiltrated by a lot of smelly black SEIU Employees shouting "We need health care and we need it now." <= /i>

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   = ;         And did you see Obama teaching all those union employees (including school teachers) who showed at Coney Island on Monday the correct way to sneeze into their elbows.<= o:p>

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In= a related, Obama story would like to thank the Tank Bus Company and their uni= on employees for providing the bus needed to throw disgraced former White House Green Czar Van Jones under. Obama promised to provide Jones a job at General Electric, even though it is not yet owned by the over-taxed payers.

Sp= eaking of busses, that Bungals fan in Burlington who has the orange Bungals bus for sale may wan= t to take a picture of it and send it to Obama. At the rate he is throwing people under the bus, it may pay him to buy one.

Su= nday at the big Parade in Y’All Ville, Ken CamBoo asked one of the Northern Kentucky Conservative Legislators why none of them was walking behind Trey Grayson in the big par= ade, and the legislator asked him what Obama and Trey Grayson had in common, and when Ken said he did not know, the legislator said both of them went to chu= rch for twenty years and did not hear what their preacher was preaching.

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Af= ter reading that article by Patsy Crowley, Ken= CamBoo wonders if that group of Conservative Legislat= ors from Northern Kentucky looks a lot like = Obama trying to sell his Health Care Program. These guys think if they mention br= idge toll often enough, it will come to fruition.

Ken says maybe th= ese guys need to talk to Judge No Moore in 2010 and Trey Grayson about how well their Park Fund in Boone County worked out l= ast year.

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A = Tea Partier from Kenton County wrote The Blower to say that after reading in th= e Fishwrap that State Senators Jack Deadwood and Demon = Nay Thayer along with Representatives Sal Santoro and Alicia Webb Edgington are attempting to devise ways for the State= of Kentucky to come up with it's share of $80 Million needed to construct the Brent Spence Bridge, the Tea Partier would like to recommend that they take= the money from the teachers’ retirement system, since Obama says it would= be paid for by savings after 2012.

Ke= n CamBoo says teachers would really reap the benefits o= nce the State of Kentucky goes broke and they would be without a job, so they c= ould apply for positions with the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools, which is in a better financial condition.

Finally, did anyone notice the tone of Obama’s speech at Coney Island on Monday? He sure sounded like an awfully angry black man. Ken says he sounded a lot like Jeremiah Wright at church on a Sunday morning. Ken said = when Obama was becoming angry, he thought he saw Boondoggle County Schools Superintendent Randy Poe system in the audience cheering him on.=

   &= nbsp;      Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought= to be damn glad we don’t, especially Union Goons.<= /b>

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